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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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did they do that puff of air thing?
I hate that
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 14:50, 2 replies, latest was 11 years ago)
THREE TIMES IN EACH EYE, TO TAKE AN AVERAGE, HE SAID
ended up being about 15 per eye, as i kept blinking. you know it's coming, you blink.

also they put dye in them. i REALLY hate that.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 14:52, Reply)

dye spunk
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 14:53, Reply)
Three times in each eye, said Chompy
and suddenly Swipe's stumbling around bouncing off pavements and convinced that Lord Lucan's ringing her from class 5B
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 14:53, Reply)
and i suppose you think this is a "coincidence" too?

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 14:55, Reply)
No, it seems like a pretty clear cut case of audible delusions brought on by the concussive force
of taking a pasty 30 year old internet virgin's load straight to the face.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 14:57, Reply)
it had a fairly long time delay

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 14:57, Reply)
That's out of order, talking about a man's performance like that.
You should be ashamed of yourself.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 14:58, Reply)
hahaha
you so know the women in your office have discussed MUCH more in terms of detail and depth...
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 15:00, Reply)
'merde'

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 15:03, Reply)
it's so true
women tell each other everything.

EVERYTHING.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 15:06, Reply)
Yeah, I get comments every now and again.
Not leaked by the current, I should say. Previouses have been less than discrete.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 15:06, Reply)
serves you right for dipping that nib in all that office ink!

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 15:06, Reply)
The reception staff get drunk and leery at office parties.
It's intensely embarrassing.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 15:08, Reply)
who the hell leers over the IT department??

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 15:10, Reply)
You haven't seen our receptionists.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 15:12, Reply)
what, like mechanics when they're appraising your motor?
ooh, that retinas seen better days
(I helped save b3ta! Reginald Donkeyfuck, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 14:54, Reply)
basically yer
except that my retinas are perfect, apparently. at least something is.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 14:55, Reply)
THey shine a strobe into your eyeballs to see if your timing belt's on the wonk

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 14:55, Reply)
I like this.

(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 15:53, Reply)

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