I retain my authenticity by alluding to 'certain events' on a public forum, then refusing to be drawn on the details of them.
Suffice to say that if you are not in the know on these matters, then you are not where it's at and, as such, are open to ridicule by the cool (and often 'street') kids of offtopic.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 19 Sep 2013, 13:23, 2 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Who did what when?

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 19 Sep 2013, 13:24, Reply)

Tangles did mince up his Hoover snout on the kitchen floor with an oboejean

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 19 Sep 2013, 13:27, Reply)

^ TCGI

( Reginald Donkeyfuck, Thu 19 Sep 2013, 13:30, Reply)

It's a secret.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 19 Sep 2013, 13:28, Reply)

tango these fucken bayshers are too fucken sordid for fucken words man!
you're WELL out of it m8, swearing down. word on the street is objectionable and innapropriate fondling of vaguely female bayta members is not only acceptable but ENCOURAGED. with fucken LEERING and ETCH-A-SKETCHIN and fucken BALLOON HATS n making merry with the hoover snouts and the velvet antlers and all fucken sorts. and you should see the pictures man, they've all got that KNOWING LOOK in their eyes. YEAH you fucken KNOW alright sunshine but I've got your fucken number
( Reginald Donkeyfuck, Thu 19 Sep 2013, 13:30, Reply)

Sometimes I think you are the only sensible one here, Reg.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 19 Sep 2013, 13:30, Reply)