I would love go and stare awkwardly at strangers having fun, and engaging in WHOTHEFUCKAREYOU CHAT
But I cannot today.

Did you get an invite yet?
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 19 Sep 2013, 15:14, 2 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

I attended one of these events once
It was not in the slightest bit awkward that they all knew each other well, having met many times before and I was the only one there who didn't know anyone. Oh no.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 19 Sep 2013, 15:17, Reply)

Are you sure it wasn't just because you are heavily autistic?
were wearing a Baja hoodie and stank from 3 weeks without washing?
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 19 Sep 2013, 15:18, Reply)

That sounds perfect. I'm cancelling my evening with 'real' friends and going 'bashing' or whatever you kids say these days.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 19 Sep 2013, 15:20, Reply)

Your first b4sh is always a bit like that.
I was lucky, I met Boyce for a few beers before popping along to one so I didn't care less by the time I got there.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 19 Sep 2013, 15:20, Reply)

It was surprisingly normal actually
I had a couple of beers on the train down, but you cunts were actually alright.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 19 Sep 2013, 15:23, Reply)

This is what I would do.
I would also actively engage in conversation so as not to be all left out.
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 19 Sep 2013, 15:24, Reply)

yes*






*no
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 19 Sep 2013, 15:17, Reply)

That's sad.
I'm glad I've got something to do later, as no-one will be on here by the looks of things.
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 19 Sep 2013, 15:18, Reply)

taht's ok, I've got Great British Bake Off to catch up on Iplayer

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 19 Sep 2013, 15:20, Reply)

Well I think we know who's gonna have the best time.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 19 Sep 2013, 15:21, Reply)

\o/

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 19 Sep 2013, 15:22, Reply)

i'm gonna watch question time from last night and drink beer and eat cauliflower cheese and pray that some work comes in next week.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 19 Sep 2013, 15:23, Reply)

i fucking love cauliflower cheese with some nice smoked bacon and mango chutney

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 19 Sep 2013, 15:25, Reply)

i've got chipolatas and jalapenos

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 19 Sep 2013, 15:27, Reply)

oooh, nice twist you big ginger bear you

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 19 Sep 2013, 15:28, Reply)