My head is broken
Badger and pjm and battered and monty and stunned and himjim and lighty and kroney, you are bad bad men. And I didn't even get there til 10pm.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 20 Sep 2013, 8:22, 4 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

*shrugs*

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 20 Sep 2013, 8:25, Reply)

It's care and concern like yours that are going to see me through this most difficult of times

( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 20 Sep 2013, 8:25, Reply)

Im hear 4 u xxxx

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 20 Sep 2013, 8:26, Reply)

Have yo still got a snoring pjm? Or did he head off when you did?

( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 20 Sep 2013, 8:26, Reply)

Last seen spewing his guts up in my lavatory 6:45am
I left him my key. I hope to God he leaves it under the mat and doesn't put it through the door or I shall have to burgle myself later,
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 20 Sep 2013, 8:28, Reply)

You'd have tonring the estate agent and make an appointment to view your own flat

( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 20 Sep 2013, 8:31, Reply)

I may have to

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 20 Sep 2013, 8:32, Reply)

They'd be thrilled on a fri night
Just tell them you're really serious about living there...
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 20 Sep 2013, 8:33, Reply)

yeah yeah, one look at Mince and they'll be all like "ha yeah right, talk a walk ya fucken wiseacre"

( Reginald Donkeyfuck, Fri 20 Sep 2013, 8:44, Reply)

you are still dressing like Dusting Offman off'f Tootsie yeah?

( Reginald Donkeyfuck, Fri 20 Sep 2013, 8:45, Reply)

But you still got through 8 of them and are awake at this time?

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 20 Sep 2013, 8:28, Reply)

It didn't exactly take long
If you know what I mean
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 20 Sep 2013, 8:32, Reply)

You fucked Battered first THEN had dinner?
I suppose that's one way of ensuring that the evening doesn't END in disappointment.
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 20 Sep 2013, 8:28, Reply)

Way way way off
There were canapés at my work do, so no dinner.

And the boys were all finishing off a massive daisy chain when I arrived. So no sex either. Next time, eh?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 20 Sep 2013, 8:30, Reply)