Offer an alternative night.
Feign injury

Shit in her cunt.
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 20 Sep 2013, 10:31, 3 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

It would be merde-r to get your aim right

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 20 Sep 2013, 10:32, Reply)

Offer an alternative night?
You don't know women AT ALL. Not even a dry back-hander to keep her schtum? Tut.
( Kroney, Fri 20 Sep 2013, 10:33, Reply)

Then how come the ones in my life don't shriek at me like a banshee?

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 20 Sep 2013, 10:34, Reply)

Cos you've got lads for that, innit.

( Kroney, Fri 20 Sep 2013, 10:35, Reply)

Nah, just good people skills :)

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 20 Sep 2013, 10:38, Reply)

So, here's something I've always wanted to know.
So, you know how the fruitier ones sometimes get to screeching? Are you allowed to give 'em an open hand slap to get them grounded the same way you can with hysterical women, or are you supposed to go with a closed fist punch? It's a minefield, you know.
( Kroney, Fri 20 Sep 2013, 10:43, Reply)

I would go with a handslap.
Act like a bitch, get slapped like a bitch.
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 20 Sep 2013, 10:44, Reply)

Thanks man, I'd have been well embarrassed if I'd got that wrong.

( Kroney, Fri 20 Sep 2013, 10:45, Reply)

What, like a cybergoth club or something?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 20 Sep 2013, 10:40, Reply)

I never got them.
How can you be so melancholy, yet colourful?

Is it irony?
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 20 Sep 2013, 10:45, Reply)