My missus got all sweary on the train the other day.
Unfortunately she was asleep at the time and the couple she was sat next to informed her she'd been sleep touretting.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Sat 21 Sep 2013, 1:29, 1 reply, 12 years ago)

Hahaha that's tourettes!

( rachelswipe with a fork, Sat 21 Sep 2013, 1:29, Reply)

It amused me when she texted to tell me this.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Sat 21 Sep 2013, 1:36, Reply)

She's a star

( rachelswipe with a fork, Sat 21 Sep 2013, 1:37, Reply)

She's probably starfished in a bed of her own right now.
She gets to go to Greece for a wedding, and I get to stay at home. She did ring me before to tell me a joke though.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Sat 21 Sep 2013, 1:39, Reply)

Worth repeating?

( rachelswipe with a fork, Sat 21 Sep 2013, 1:39, Reply)

Married couple, tired of sex being the same every night.
Husband says "We can try the carpenter position if you like".

Next night the wife dolls herself up, puts on stockings and suspenders and waits on the bed for her hubby. He comes into the bedroom all excited and they get down to it pretty damn sharpish.

At the end the wife says "But that was the same as we always do it, what happened to the carpenter position?"

The husband replies "Did you not see the pencil stuck behind my ear, woman?"
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Sat 21 Sep 2013, 1:44, Reply)

I wouldn't sa I LoL'd... But I smiled!

( rachelswipe with a fork, Sat 21 Sep 2013, 1:51, Reply)

Well it is nearly 2 o' clock.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Sat 21 Sep 2013, 1:52, Reply)

True

( rachelswipe with a fork, Sat 21 Sep 2013, 1:54, Reply)