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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
Can she borrow them?
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edjogs Collared doves are shit., Sat 21 Sep 2013, 15:59,
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12 years ago)
No. Certainly not.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 21 Sep 2013, 16:00,
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You need to learn to share.
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sat 21 Sep 2013, 16:03,
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They wouldn't fit her anyway.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 21 Sep 2013, 16:08,
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Get her a belt then.
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sat 21 Sep 2013, 16:09,
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She'd need to wear them with massive turn-ups though, and that would look stupid.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 21 Sep 2013, 16:11,
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Buy yourself an 'I'm with stupid' t shirt
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sat 21 Sep 2013, 16:16,
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No. Because the Doris would insist on wearing it.
And if she stole my t-shirt and 'borrowed' my jeans, not only would it look like I'm the stupid one, I'd also have no trousers on.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 21 Sep 2013, 16:40,
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If they were record-breakingly massive that'd be a turn up for the books
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The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sat 21 Sep 2013, 16:21,
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