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L Plate loss!Which for a cabbie must be important.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 21 Sep 2013, 9:48,
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next important for us cumbrian drivers is the gun licence for the full on Bird option after a long shift(, Sat 21 Sep 2013, 9:51, Reply)
You gonna go Moaty!Had anyone famous in tbe back of you wagon? If you have the I'll bet Monty has sold them a storage solution.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 21 Sep 2013, 9:53,
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He won't have anyone more impressive than the great suprendo.(
b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 21 Sep 2013, 9:54,
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poor derrick birdkilled 12 and injured 11 a month before moaty killed 1 and wounded 2 but loses out on lasting infamy cos he never got the crazy celebrity endorsement. if only he could have involved at least a chuckle brother, it might have helped.
i've had former Blue and all round thug gary madine in my cab, but i've known that twat for a few years now from when i was running a bookies. the tight git once won 3 grand and twenty pence in one bet and offered the 20p as a tip. knob's being done for assault again in sheffield now
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Tippin' high in your low ride.(You mean a different type of Blue don't you).
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 21 Sep 2013, 10:10,
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Yer they don't have coxless pairsup yonder
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edjogs Collared doves are shit., Sat 21 Sep 2013, 12:05,
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Not meWas abed by half ten. Collecting daughter at noon. Dunno whether to stay in and do art and music or go out. There's that waki IRL Escher staircase thing outside Tate modern. Hmmmm
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Sat 21 Sep 2013, 9:26,
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Plenty of time for art and music in the winter. (
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 21 Sep 2013, 9:49,
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Well take her to the west country, we've got a bit of cloud, but it's dry.(and better than Bongo-Bongo land, where you live).
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 21 Sep 2013, 10:15,
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No hangover sympathy = worthy prick, probably a vegetarian.Give Ape a cuddle and say sorry.
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Sat 21 Sep 2013, 12:13,
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Not a vegetarian.I get hangovers too, I just don't bleat about them.
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^ totally a vegetarian(
Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Sat 21 Sep 2013, 12:31,
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In the pub right now......waiting for the gammon egg and chips from the bar menu. I consider myself to be a vegetarian by proxy, I eat herbivores.
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^ Protesting too much.(
Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Sat 21 Sep 2013, 14:05,
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Plus Nakers is a massive spastic with much bentness.(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 21 Sep 2013, 10:09,
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Nakers.It's been widely reported that he's a bent spastic, nice of him to remind people why now and again.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 21 Sep 2013, 10:15,
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you know whati delurked on this board thinking i'd ignore all the memes and give everyone a chance, but some people just can't help playing to type can they? i think you and jeff have called this one right.
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MAssive bent spastic ^^^(
Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Sat 21 Sep 2013, 10:41,
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Get some bacon down thee.And maybe a can of fizzy pop.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 21 Sep 2013, 11:38,
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Tactical gin and tonic before a couple of pints? (
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 21 Sep 2013, 12:02,
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Nah, gin was my poison last nightMeantime pilsner today
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Sat 21 Sep 2013, 12:26,
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late night and 8am train = tired swipeand now off for pub lunch, shopping, boozing in cheshire. it's a hard life.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Sat 21 Sep 2013, 11:53,
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I'm doing similar. Although I'm not going drinking in Cheshire. Or getting on a train.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 21 Sep 2013, 12:01,
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Shopping = doneSharpened my Japanese Yanagiba* to a razor edge. Washing done. Housework done.
What to do now?
PUB!
*Look it up
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just walked behind a chap who was drinking a can of Super and cleaning his ear with a cotton bud as he walked along(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Sat 21 Sep 2013, 12:44,
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You sure it just wasn't a full-length mirror you were approaching?(
Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Sat 21 Sep 2013, 13:24,
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Today's good news:Maserati Prick has decided to MTFU and admit liability for driving into me. Ha!
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 21 Sep 2013, 13:24,
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I guess the whale shaped dent was a bit of a giveaway(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Sat 21 Sep 2013, 13:31,
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It's only a fairly small dent in my bonneton a car that's already battered to fuck, so I wasn't too bothered about doing a tit for tat claim.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 21 Sep 2013, 13:44,
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I'm so pleased to hear that.I've been struggling to sleep not knowing how this was going to end. As it is, I can now go shopping this afternoon, reassured by the fact you've been wronged and it'll turn out right.
In other news, I've just had two strawberry mini rolls.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 21 Sep 2013, 13:36,
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I don't have oneI do have a new coat. I think it would be the coat I'd wear if I were Dr Who (not Colin Baker style, btw...although I have a raincoat which might cut it for that)
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 21 Sep 2013, 15:02,
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Just been shopping. I went with the intention of getting the Doris a birthday gift.I now own a new pair of jeans.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 21 Sep 2013, 15:49,
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She'd need to wear them with massive turn-ups though, and that would look stupid.(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 21 Sep 2013, 16:11,
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Buy yourself an 'I'm with stupid' t shirt(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sat 21 Sep 2013, 16:16,
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No. Because the Doris would insist on wearing it.And if she stole my t-shirt and 'borrowed' my jeans, not only would it look like I'm the stupid one, I'd also have no trousers on.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 21 Sep 2013, 16:40,
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If they were record-breakingly massive that'd be a turn up for the books (
The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sat 21 Sep 2013, 16:21,
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alright folks? we still loitering in this thread eh?i just woke up, did i miss anything exciting?
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Yes*No.
Off to the boozer now. Later yo.
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Sat 21 Sep 2013, 16:32,
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