err...some drunk one night stand I suppose
alt: Too much undoubtably

altalt: black coffee
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 23 Sep 2013, 15:20, 1 reply, 11 years ago)

that's not sordid or specific enough

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 23 Sep 2013, 15:22, Reply)

not sure I can remember details, but I'm sure it was disappointing and awkward for all parties

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 23 Sep 2013, 15:23, Reply)

hangover AND shamefaced smalltalk
Did she go out for a walk to give you the chance to leave the flat and retain some dignity?
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 23 Sep 2013, 15:25, Reply)

on several different occasions
but least she was an adult and we were in a flat and not the park eh?
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 23 Sep 2013, 15:27, Reply)

hahahaha
this did make me laugh
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 23 Sep 2013, 15:31, Reply)

make them up

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 23 Sep 2013, 15:25, Reply)

too drunk
missed and hit a bumhole
fell out of bed
pushing toothpaste back into the tube
shat myself
gagged in fetid minge
asked to be fisted
snogged after vomiting
ordered pizza

take you pick
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 23 Sep 2013, 15:31, Reply)

ALL OF THEM

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 23 Sep 2013, 15:33, Reply)

good times

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 23 Sep 2013, 15:34, Reply)