Sausages should always be cooked in the oven.
That way they cook in their own fat. Obviously needs a good PRICK halfway through.

Speaking of pricks.

Alt. I have missed wor Harters and the board had less jovial banter when he woz RIP 4 ever in ar HARTERZ

Alt.Alt. Sober up, then get drunk.
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 23 Sep 2013, 19:06, 1 reply, 11 years ago)

I knew I could count on you to lower the tone
How the fuck are Jason?
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 23 Sep 2013, 19:07, Reply)

Not bad pal, we plod on.
Yourself?

Redundancy is a fucker and no mistake. Similar thing happened to me last year. You have to face it head on. Be the most proactive job hunting cunt you can be! Relentless!! All the luck to you
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 23 Sep 2013, 19:10, Reply)

Not that yours was redundancy but yaknow!
If it makes you feel any better, my "mate" fucked off back to Newcastle and set up shop again without even uttering a breath.
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 23 Sep 2013, 19:15, Reply)

By mate you mean partner, the Birthday boy from a few weeks back?

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 23 Sep 2013, 19:23, Reply)

No way.
We're still together and far too happy. Ten months in and not on cross word.

It will all end in tears.
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 23 Sep 2013, 19:34, Reply)

Phew,well that's a weight off my mind

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 23 Sep 2013, 19:44, Reply)

Has HH been finished?
If I spent more time drunk I'd spend more time on here to catch up.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Mon 23 Sep 2013, 19:16, Reply)

Bit worse than that I'm afraid TD, here it is in all it's ugly glory
b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post2087517
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 23 Sep 2013, 19:19, Reply)

This wouldn't have been a company with a name suggesting a recent inductee to a cult, would it?

( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Mon 23 Sep 2013, 19:27, Reply)

If it is I'm unaware of the connection

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 23 Sep 2013, 19:28, Reply)