Every time I see a sports bike
it's being ridden down a motorway at 80+ mph weaving in and out of 60mph traffic in tshirts and jeans.

I don't mean to diss your dead homies, but I'm pretty sure the blame lies in equal amounts in people not properly checking their mirrors, the bike having a narrow, fast-moving visual profile and utterly idiotic motorcyclists.
( Kroney, Tue 24 Sep 2013, 13:56, 2 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

You are right
There are a good proportion of idiots on bikes, they get called "organ donors" by the more sensible ones. Anyone not wearing leathers falls into this category pretty much by default.
Otherwise it's usually down to SMIDSY.
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Tue 24 Sep 2013, 13:59, Reply)

Full plated leathers+back board+decent boots = the only sensible way.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 24 Sep 2013, 14:00, Reply)

but no helmet or gloves?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 24 Sep 2013, 14:01, Reply)

Taken for granted you spastic.
Only a complete Nakers would ride without those.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 24 Sep 2013, 14:03, Reply)

i ride naked obvs

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 24 Sep 2013, 14:04, Reply)

Have you ever owned a motorbike?

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 24 Sep 2013, 14:04, Reply)

the only bike I've ridden hundreds of times is your mum

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 24 Sep 2013, 14:05, Reply)

I doubt it, you'd be too scared to get your knee down. And she needs a re-bore

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Tue 24 Sep 2013, 14:09, Reply)

If I got my knee down it'd take 20 mins to clamber back on top

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 24 Sep 2013, 14:10, Reply)

I'm sure its actually the fault of those fucking cyclists

( Peej, Tue 24 Sep 2013, 14:00, Reply)