God I hate Shoreditch
Just seen some spastic bird wearing an actual Chinese pointy straw hat. And clearly on her way to work. Not returning from a party.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 25 Sep 2013, 7:23, 4 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Proper lampshade? What a prick.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 25 Sep 2013, 7:25, Reply)

Is she Chinese or that neck of the woods?

(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Wed 25 Sep 2013, 7:32, Reply)

nope. Just a stupid 'fashion' prick

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 25 Sep 2013, 7:53, Reply)

On the other hand, if it's raining it's less likely to have someone's eye out than an umbrella.

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 25 Sep 2013, 8:01, Reply)

gods Mince your so fucken judgmental
emphasis on the MENTAL, casting stones all over the fucken shop

what if it was like the fucken, i dunno, tenth anniversary of her chinese grandmothers death and she decided to wear the hat as an unconventional yet fitting tribute. did you think of that? NO YOU FYCKEN DINT! you just waded in, as per, with your fucken er OPINIONS and shit. POINTING THE FINGER. well hows about turning that finger around Mince, cos im betting it wont be pointing at no greener grass.
( Reginald Donkeyfuck, Wed 25 Sep 2013, 8:50, Reply)