Probably mildly retarded and incredibly Virginal and sexually frustrated
Like he is every day online
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 25 Sep 2013, 21:25, 1 reply, 11 years ago)

But offline is another story.
I'm chasing crumpet and arranging sexual liaisons so much I'm gonna need a secretary for my private life.
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 25 Sep 2013, 21:29, Reply)

Yo sound more like dozer EVERY day. Has he been giving you turquoise lessons?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 25 Sep 2013, 21:30, Reply)

Dozer seems to be slowly losing his mind

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 25 Sep 2013, 21:32, Reply)

I reckon his hair will go faster

( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Wed 25 Sep 2013, 21:35, Reply)

Alright the disapointed?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 25 Sep 2013, 21:36, Reply)

I'm alright boss
You?
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Wed 25 Sep 2013, 21:39, Reply)

Yep, on hols next week, cAnt fucking wait
Then two weeks until new job starts
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 25 Sep 2013, 21:41, Reply)

Whats next then?
You'll excuse me but I don't get time to be here too much.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Wed 25 Sep 2013, 21:43, Reply)

Same shit, but more money and minions. Also I'll be on the strand rather than Ealing which will be nice

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 25 Sep 2013, 21:46, Reply)

Fair enough
I hope you'll be walking down to your office with one of Roxy Music's greatest in your head every day.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Wed 25 Sep 2013, 21:51, Reply)

Also - how is Mrs Harris' venture into self employment going?

( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Wed 25 Sep 2013, 21:56, Reply)

Not sure I really know any roxy music tbh...
Yeah she's alright, it's all working for one person so not truly self employed if that makes sense. We looking to move soon as well so it's all go at chez ape
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 25 Sep 2013, 21:58, Reply)

That went a long time ago

( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 25 Sep 2013, 21:36, Reply)

It's a couple of years since I met him
But he was taller than his hair then.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Wed 25 Sep 2013, 21:42, Reply)

So his hair is 2'6" then

( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 25 Sep 2013, 21:43, Reply)

But VERY fashionable

( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Wed 25 Sep 2013, 21:47, Reply)

As I don't know what this means, I would presume not.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 25 Sep 2013, 21:36, Reply)

Dozer dresses like Mr Brittas

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 25 Sep 2013, 21:38, Reply)

b3ta.com/search/posts?q=Dozer+%2B+turquoise+
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 25 Sep 2013, 21:38, Reply)

I never saw your 'how this lot will die' post
It's quite lol
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 25 Sep 2013, 21:40, Reply)

And accurate

( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 25 Sep 2013, 21:42, Reply)