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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
Typical bigoted northerns
Gordon clown was right about you lot
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 25 Sep 2013, 21:29,
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It is wrong that they look rather tasty with a name like that
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 25 Sep 2013, 21:30,
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I do want a biscuit now
I might grab some paki crackers
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 25 Sep 2013, 21:31,
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I only have nuts
Not nice big ones like TD though. Just ordinary raw walnuts and cashew nuts.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 25 Sep 2013, 21:36,
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Cashew nuts should be banned from the earth
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 25 Sep 2013, 21:37,
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Actually that may be an overreaction
They're just a bit shit
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 25 Sep 2013, 21:39,
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NOOOOOOOO!
Smother half of them in chocolate and the other half in salty spices and send them all to me. Fucking delicious little cunts.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 25 Sep 2013, 21:39,
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Stupid soggy texture
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 25 Sep 2013, 21:40,
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You're doing it wrong!!!!!!
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 25 Sep 2013, 21:42,
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Nuts should have some bite and thy are weirdly soft
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 25 Sep 2013, 21:45,
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To be fair, this does seem like a cottager industry production. These, however:-
www.thefrisky.com/photos/13-foods-that-pay-tribute-to-the-penis/penis-food-big-nuts-jpg/Were very tasty. I've had many big nuts in my time.
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The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Wed 25 Sep 2013, 21:33,
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