No but I have a couple of items
A print top that I wear under a black cardigan son you can just see a bit and some leopard print underwear.

Alt: I don't like tatts or piercings on men, albeit the ex had both. I managed to suggest something particularly horrible for his second tatt, which he loved, which will hopefully mean he never gets laid again. And fuck know his first was weird enough. I just have earrings, standard 1 in each ear (the world's smallest emerald studs today, but i bought them MYSELF like destiny's child). Any more than that is not so good in the Law.

Altalt: personal trainer tonight, then avoiding pub.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 8:48, 3 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

What was the suggestion?
My shit tattoos are like a free ticket into commoners slutty knickers.
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 8:55, Reply)

so you have genital warts, herpes, chlamydia AND aids?

( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 9:02, Reply)

Not aids, and chlamydia is SYMPTOMLESS

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 9:04, Reply)

I think you need to take a little test...

( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 9:07, Reply)

Nah, if it's symptom less it's fine. Had it for ages, no major problems.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 9:11, Reply)

I hope your cock drops off

( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 9:12, Reply)

It wouldn't have any effect on my love life.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 9:12, Reply)

hey, chicks dig piercings

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 8:55, Reply)

I thought it was just fat goth girls who think a nipple piercing is sooooo cool?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 8:57, Reply)

nah, sk8 chicks an' all
And posh birds going for a bit of rough.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 8:58, Reply)

I'm sure loads and loads of girls do
just not my personal pref that's all.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 9:01, Reply)

you're so vanilla

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 9:03, Reply)

Says the girl that fucked Chompy?

( Peej, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 9:03, Reply)

I just wanted to set the bar really really low
so that all future experiences would have to be magical
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 9:04, Reply)

So theres still hope for us tattooed pierced freaks

( Peej, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 9:06, Reply)

you wouldn't even have to ask x

( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 9:07, Reply)

Jewellery should only be worn if you paid the iron price.

( Peej, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 8:58, Reply)

HAHA

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 8:59, Reply)

Hodor

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 8:59, Reply)