Goblin, perhaps
but COCK goblin? You sir, have gone too far.
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 10:18, 1 reply, 11 years ago)

Honestly
any chap asking for advice on what fucking cooker to buy should have to hand his testicles back... Its a fucking cooker just buy one that fits the gap in your kitchen
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 10:20, Reply)

SAYS YOU

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 10:22, Reply)

Yes says me
You got a fucking problem with that sunshine...



*puts internet hardman hat on*
*is quite scared*
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 10:24, Reply)

I'm VERY aroused right now

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 10:28, Reply)

Having sold, fitted and repaired cookers cash in hand during my ' officially short time working then unemployed' period
Belling cookers especially are cheaply and badly put together in Turkey, and are not of the quality Belling stuff once was.
Get a Rangemaster.
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 10:27, Reply)

Aha, now this is advice you can hang your hat on
Thank you
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 10:28, Reply)

but would you hang BOTH your hats on it?

( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 10:29, Reply)

good point
I need to give this some thought
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 10:39, Reply)