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my client is a...
back to work after the gym for me due to client being a moron. when you are 5 mins from my work will you come and kill them for me? ta
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 22:19,
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Can you bill extra for evenings?
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 22:21,
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extra Clay
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 22:23,
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Im guessing even if she could she'd not get the extra
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 22:24,
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no :(
and they close the staff restaurant on Fridays :(((
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 22:24,
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Order food in it's a justifiable expense.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 22:26,
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not to my waistline :(
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 22:27,
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Bill the client for the extra time you spend in the gym
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 22:28,
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I would recommend a millionaires shortbread wonka bar
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 22:29,
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I had a Double Decker with my lunch
I enjoyed it. I haven't had one in ages.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 22:30,
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Bit chewy
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 22:31,
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Births and marriages
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 22:32,
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Eat one of the large bars and you've had all your calories for the day!
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 22:32,
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Didn't know there were big ones. I bought three for a quid.
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 22:33,
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Oh they may not be out until october
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 22:34,
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Industrial espionage!
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 22:35,
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nonce
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 22:36,
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That's racist.
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 22:38,
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Nah, Nestle are a client of mine, well for another two weeks anyway
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 22:37,
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nonce
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 22:38,
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Yeah if you like, we can dump the body in the thames
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 22:23,
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Leave it round at Stunned's place
A welcome home surprise for him.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 22:25,
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yay
the stench of corpse will cure my sore vag and stinky fingers (YES I SAW THAT EARLIER)
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 22:26,
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HahahHaha
Serves you right STALKER
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 22:26,
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hey you stalked
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 22:28,
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me first! after al put that pic of me up!
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 22:28,
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nonce
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 22:30,
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Exactly you were already exposed and you post your own book in pictures
Im an enigma
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 22:31,
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That's different
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 22:29,
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no it isn't!
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 22:37,
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It is, you had already exposed yourself
I am smoke in the wind
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 22:40,
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nonce in the wind
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 22:40,
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