Do you put the marmite under the cheese or on top?

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sun 29 Sep 2013, 10:49, 1 reply, 13 years ago)

Do you usually have someone who looks after you?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Sun 29 Sep 2013, 11:09, Reply)

Sometimes I need help because of my autism and aspergers.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sun 29 Sep 2013, 11:14, Reply)

Marmite is wrong!
Cheese on toast should be made with a light dusting of Sharwoods Tandoori spice over the cheese BEFORE grilling.
Use of Marmite singles you out as a headwrong mentalist. Trufax.
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Sun 29 Sep 2013, 11:25, Reply)

This sits well with my current medication.
Anyway, I went with applying marmite post cheese grilling, it was alright but not the taste sensation I was hoping for. Three stars.
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sun 29 Sep 2013, 11:27, Reply)

Cheese on toast should have a bit of mango chutney added to it.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 29 Sep 2013, 11:28, Reply)

This sounds very wrong indeed. I thought you were alright Jeffers, I really did.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sun 29 Sep 2013, 11:28, Reply)

Trust me. It's fantastic.
Bread, add a bit of mango chutney then add cheese and then toast.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 29 Sep 2013, 11:30, Reply)

I think this is another one of your tricks to make me put something in my mouth that I don't want to.
I'm not being fooled by you again you pervert.
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sun 29 Sep 2013, 11:31, Reply)

You're missing out.
It's the only way to enjoy a cheese toastie.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 29 Sep 2013, 11:32, Reply)

I will give it a whirl when I decide to repopulate my Mary Celeste style kitchen with edible items other than cheese bread and marmite.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sun 29 Sep 2013, 11:35, Reply)

And when you've done that I expect public validation.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 29 Sep 2013, 11:36, Reply)

If you're right I will shout it from the rooftops.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sun 29 Sep 2013, 11:37, Reply)