I found out at the weekend that the BBC new presenter
That carried around a pack of A4 paper, fell asleep at his desk and during the whole royal birth wind up said he had no idea why they were cutting to him as nothing whatsoever was going on, lives next door to my aunt and uncle. Washes his car and mows the lawn every single day, apparently.

I think he might be an autist.
( Kroney, Mon 30 Sep 2013, 8:19, 2 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

There used to be a guy lived down the road from my parents who washed his car every day
Except on the weekends, when he would strip it down and then clean it.
I never saw a wife or girlfriend.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 30 Sep 2013, 8:31, Reply)