Happy Birthday to Monty and Stunned!

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 30 Sep 2013, 7:30, 38 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

^this

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 30 Sep 2013, 7:58, Reply)

Is it Stunned's bday too?

(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Mon 30 Sep 2013, 8:17, Reply)

I found out at the weekend that the BBC new presenter
That carried around a pack of A4 paper, fell asleep at his desk and during the whole royal birth wind up said he had no idea why they were cutting to him as nothing whatsoever was going on, lives next door to my aunt and uncle. Washes his car and mows the lawn every single day, apparently.

I think he might be an autist.
( Kroney, Mon 30 Sep 2013, 8:19, Reply)

There used to be a guy lived down the road from my parents who washed his car every day
Except on the weekends, when he would strip it down and then clean it.
I never saw a wife or girlfriend.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 30 Sep 2013, 8:31, Reply)

Fucking hell, Monty must be approaching 90 by now right?

( Peej, Mon 30 Sep 2013, 8:20, Reply)

stunned on holiday, ape on holiday, monty on holiday... quiet week around here!

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 30 Sep 2013, 8:28, Reply)

I'm on holiday next week
But I'm going to see Monty so it will be just like being on here. Hoping to see battered and throw a large cornish sausage at him. Anyone else in the village want a sausage thrown at them?
( Peej, Mon 30 Sep 2013, 8:29, Reply)

me!!!!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 30 Sep 2013, 8:36, Reply)

A vegetarian one I presume?

(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Mon 30 Sep 2013, 8:37, Reply)

My itinerary is this
Arriving in the village at 8pm Monday and heading to my uncles place for tea and biscuits. Free all day Tuesday, gig in the Evening staying at Del Preston's now sold flat. Wednesday free all day until late afternoon train back to Pastyland.
( Peej, Mon 30 Sep 2013, 9:13, Reply)

*waves*

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 30 Sep 2013, 9:31, Reply)

Yeah, many* happy returns and all that.



*well, realistically, not that many now.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 30 Sep 2013, 8:32, Reply)

Well this is good.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 30 Sep 2013, 8:55, Reply)

Hi.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 30 Sep 2013, 9:03, Reply)

Hi hun xx

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 30 Sep 2013, 9:06, Reply)

I'm off out now.
Laters.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 30 Sep 2013, 9:19, Reply)

I'm glad we were able to have this chat.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 30 Sep 2013, 9:23, Reply)

It's been an interesting read for the casual observer.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 30 Sep 2013, 9:25, Reply)

Do you mind, this is private.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 30 Sep 2013, 9:29, Reply)

I SAW NOTHING

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 30 Sep 2013, 9:34, Reply)

I predict today will be messy x 2
Morning all - I feel like shit
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 30 Sep 2013, 9:10, Reply)

Well if the threads so far are anything to go by
it's going to be messy and shit.
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Mon 30 Sep 2013, 9:25, Reply)

Alright cow, why messy?

(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Mon 30 Sep 2013, 9:27, Reply)

I appear to have a hangover without the drink
Worst of all the hangovers
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 30 Sep 2013, 9:30, Reply)

The drink pixie spiked you.

(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Mon 30 Sep 2013, 9:34, Reply)

Brain tumour.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 30 Sep 2013, 9:40, Reply)

this^

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 30 Sep 2013, 9:43, Reply)

ITS NAHT A TOOMA!!

( Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Mon 30 Sep 2013, 9:43, Reply)

*gets out da choppa*
*is arrested*
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 30 Sep 2013, 9:49, Reply)

Happy Birthday chaps

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 30 Sep 2013, 9:31, Reply)

Knowing them they'll be taking it easy with a few nibbles, a glass of tizer and a game of ker-plunk

( Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Mon 30 Sep 2013, 9:36, Reply)

I see stunned as more of a Twister player.

(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Mon 30 Sep 2013, 9:45, Reply)

Right Stump Green!

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 30 Sep 2013, 9:46, Reply)

Shit I just realise what I did there, it was not intentional.
Has he really had an operation?
(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Mon 30 Sep 2013, 9:51, Reply)

Left Stump....Red

( Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Mon 30 Sep 2013, 9:47, Reply)

Too slow

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 30 Sep 2013, 10:11, Reply)

spent too long deciding on a foot

( Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Mon 30 Sep 2013, 11:27, Reply)