fuck it
Score a bag of bumbles, a bag of mdma powder and go raving.

Alt: a final episode of Thundercats where Cheetara gets gangbanged by Mumm Ra, Hordak out of He Man and Jeremy Clarkson.

Alt alt: last week I ate SEVEN wasabi peanuts at the same time.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 30 Sep 2013, 15:13, 1 reply, 11 years ago)

YES!!!!
Now, drug dealers wear special t-shirts so you know they're drug dealers don't they?
( Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Mon 30 Sep 2013, 15:19, Reply)

i think they are all registered with companys house,
just got to google dealers in your local area.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 30 Sep 2013, 15:21, Reply)

ah, sound like a plan
I wonder if any of them accept tastecard
( Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Mon 30 Sep 2013, 15:26, Reply)

probably, they're thoroughly modern men these days.
might even be able to get some sort of bulk discount by getting your friends in on it too.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 30 Sep 2013, 15:27, Reply)

nah, I don't want it to get all 'Requiem For A Dream'

( Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Mon 30 Sep 2013, 15:32, Reply)

no
Just get your drugs before you go out. It's the only sensible way.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 30 Sep 2013, 15:24, Reply)

Just ask the nearest black guy.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 30 Sep 2013, 15:28, Reply)

*looks around*
*heads over to Barnaby from Accounts*
( Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Mon 30 Sep 2013, 15:30, Reply)

This can't possibly fail.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 30 Sep 2013, 15:32, Reply)

Well I asked but I don't think he understood
i'm quids in to the tune of one salmon sandwich at least

DRUGS: 0
NYOMMY LUNCH: 1
( Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Mon 30 Sep 2013, 15:35, Reply)

YO B-DOGG U HOLDING?
NAH NOT CHA MOTHERFUCKIN HOLEPUNCHER, NIGGA YOU CRAY.
( Theoban What of it, Mon 30 Sep 2013, 15:33, Reply)

^ This guy knows how to speak to ethnics

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 30 Sep 2013, 15:34, Reply)

www.theonion.com/articles/joinin-tha-notary-club,16209/
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 30 Sep 2013, 15:44, Reply)