The presentation of ID papers on demand would be high.
It would be legal to kill cyclists jumping red lights, or riding on pavements.

Child benefits to be axed entirely.

Me to gain the title of Grand High Poobah, Glorious Monarch And Dictator, Let Us All Bow Before His Majesty.

Boris Johnson to be caged and nationalised for entertainment.

Noel Edmonds to be treated appropriately.

Jim Davidson likewise.

Rachel Riley to be given a character.

Peter Kay to be put back in his fish n' chip shop.

Pam St. Clement/Pat Butcher to be sanctified.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 30 Sep 2013, 16:26, 2 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

jumping red lights, or riding on pavements.

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 30 Sep 2013, 16:28, Reply)

I knew this would happen

(Himjim died a little more inside on, Mon 30 Sep 2013, 16:53, Reply)

you check your fb messages, you!

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 30 Sep 2013, 16:58, Reply)

*votes*

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 30 Sep 2013, 16:31, Reply)