A football free thread.
Because FOOTBALL IS FUCKING SHIT.

Talk about anything, apart from football, music, cars or salted peanuts. Perhaps reflect on if the lack of Chompy is a good thing, if HH has really lost his job and marriage because he fucked his ex.

Anything, but NO FOOTBALL.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 30 Sep 2013, 21:28, 94 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

What happened with chompy?

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 30 Sep 2013, 21:37, Reply)

Hogs Pudding chat?

( Peej, Mon 30 Sep 2013, 21:40, Reply)

I hope we're still meeting up next week

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 30 Sep 2013, 21:41, Reply)

Did you see my itinerary I posted earlier?

( Peej, Mon 30 Sep 2013, 21:43, Reply)

b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post2106455#post2106475
( Peej, Mon 30 Sep 2013, 21:44, Reply)

So perhaps lunch on Tues?

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 30 Sep 2013, 21:45, Reply)

Sounds like a plan
Please don't be disappointed at the lack of Jethro.
( Peej, Mon 30 Sep 2013, 21:49, Reply)

What happened was...

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 30 Sep 2013, 21:50, Reply)

super!
I can tell you about the orange bits I found in my pasties while down your way.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 30 Sep 2013, 22:06, Reply)

That really wasn't an amusing edit.
You git.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 30 Sep 2013, 21:57, Reply)

Nah.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 30 Sep 2013, 21:44, Reply)

So has Chompy 'de-friended' his B3ta facespace chums as well?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 30 Sep 2013, 21:52, Reply)

Dunno. I was never one of them.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 30 Sep 2013, 21:53, Reply)

How are you champ?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 30 Sep 2013, 21:54, Reply)

Really good ta. Yourself?

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 30 Sep 2013, 21:57, Reply)

Can't grumble!

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 30 Sep 2013, 22:03, Reply)

Do you think chompy will ever come back?
Have we checked deaths register in his area see if he's topped himself?
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 30 Sep 2013, 22:01, Reply)

I think he's over embarrassed himself, no matter how long he buggers off for, he'll know that if he comes back he'll get the same shit.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 30 Sep 2013, 22:03, Reply)

There speaks the expert! ^

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 30 Sep 2013, 22:04, Reply)

YES.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 30 Sep 2013, 22:07, Reply)

It just seems weird to get all upset about classic ribbing.
We all get the same abuse.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 30 Sep 2013, 22:12, Reply)

underemployed ginger prick

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 30 Sep 2013, 22:18, Reply)

Well, quite.
Although, what underemployed means I don't know.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 30 Sep 2013, 22:25, Reply)

:'(

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 30 Sep 2013, 22:03, Reply)

Have you just realised you new trainers are 'really fucking shit'
And wouldn't look good on a 12 year old with a PS3 and a copy of Tony Hawk's Sk8er Surprise (or whatever the fuck the game is called).
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 30 Sep 2013, 22:05, Reply)

Clicking this.
Now going to bed. Cunts.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 30 Sep 2013, 22:07, Reply)

Bit early innit?

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 30 Sep 2013, 22:09, Reply)

He wasn't asking you to go with him

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 30 Sep 2013, 22:22, Reply)

well now I don't feel pretty any more

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 30 Sep 2013, 22:24, Reply)

You're pretty with your new haircut

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 30 Sep 2013, 22:37, Reply)

\o/

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 30 Sep 2013, 22:49, Reply)

my new trainers are well kewl innit

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 30 Sep 2013, 22:18, Reply)

The only person who doesn't have an opinion on them is Windy's other half.
b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post2107245
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 30 Sep 2013, 22:20, Reply)

She can't even see the difference between a squirrel and a plastic bag at 20 yards.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 30 Sep 2013, 22:26, Reply)

Does she go to the supermarket with her squirrel for life and try and put her shopping in it?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 30 Sep 2013, 22:27, Reply)

No, she sends me to the shops.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 30 Sep 2013, 22:28, Reply)

I checked
"chicks" will not "dig" them.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 30 Sep 2013, 22:23, Reply)

I don't think the lack of chompy is a good thing
And as for poor old Harters, he managed to lose his wife and job without even getting to fuck his ex
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 30 Sep 2013, 22:30, Reply)

Where is Harters?
I thought he'd landed a new job, albeit on less cash.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 30 Sep 2013, 22:31, Reply)

He's a broken man

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 30 Sep 2013, 22:33, Reply)

Poor Harters.
I hope he comes back soon.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 30 Sep 2013, 22:34, Reply)

Well, Battered has gone to bed.
Haven't Everton got off to a good start to the season.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 30 Sep 2013, 22:38, Reply)

IT'S REAL LEATHER!!!!

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 30 Sep 2013, 22:47, Reply)

You've got a new bookmark, haven't you.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 30 Sep 2013, 22:48, Reply)

What, your gimp mask?

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 30 Sep 2013, 22:49, Reply)

nah, that's pvc

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 30 Sep 2013, 22:51, Reply)

I don't understand what you're blathering about.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 30 Sep 2013, 22:51, Reply)

b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post2033589#post2033619
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 30 Sep 2013, 22:54, Reply)

So is Keith Richard's cock

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 30 Sep 2013, 23:04, Reply)

My word.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 30 Sep 2013, 23:06, Reply)

I've been tearing it up and chasing skirt like there's no tomorrow. Apart from there is a tomorrow, Wikipedia says so.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 30 Sep 2013, 23:04, Reply)

You and dozer have the same script

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 30 Sep 2013, 23:05, Reply)

I don't have a hamster firmly lodged in my gentlemans area though, just a load of sausages.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 30 Sep 2013, 23:06, Reply)

Oooh, we have a new Wikipedia expert!

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 30 Sep 2013, 23:06, Reply)

I'm going to start new threads about bbc articles tomorrow, and try harder to chat up birds on here.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 30 Sep 2013, 23:09, Reply)

What you need to do, is to share with us all the technique you're following
When trying to chase 'skirt'.

I'm sure the advice will flow.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 30 Sep 2013, 23:10, Reply)

I just stare at them and take photos when I think they aren't looking.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 30 Sep 2013, 23:11, Reply)