the English are arrogant pricks
The Scots are miserable pricks

The Germans are power hungry pricks

The French are lovely

The Dutch love bestial porn and hard drugs

Blacks do crime

Browns are shit drivers and smell of curry.

Alt: as a kid I read loads of Stephen King. When I was about six I was into Narnia and Famous Five and shit like dat.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 1 Oct 2013, 12:11, 2 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

And your new trainers are bent.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 1 Oct 2013, 12:18, Reply)

your face is bent

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 1 Oct 2013, 12:19, Reply)

It is, you know.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 1 Oct 2013, 12:20, Reply)

his face is flamboyantly homosexual

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 1 Oct 2013, 12:21, Reply)

As is the rest of him.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 1 Oct 2013, 12:29, Reply)

has he bought some more sk8 shoes again?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 1 Oct 2013, 12:25, Reply)

I had a pair of 'Etnies' when I was 20.
Twenty years ago.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 1 Oct 2013, 12:26, Reply)

I had long hair and a leather jacket when I was fifteen.
Eighteen years ago.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 1 Oct 2013, 12:42, Reply)

Ha ha! Old people woes!

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 1 Oct 2013, 12:44, Reply)

+p

( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 1 Oct 2013, 12:47, Reply)

nah, IT WAS REAL LEATHER!!!

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 1 Oct 2013, 12:50, Reply)

This is the only time I think I've ever agreed with you.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 1 Oct 2013, 12:23, Reply)