Cornish people really do eat pastys
however I have never fucked my sister and do not actually speak like Jethro.

Alt As a child I loved The wonderful story of henry sugar and six more.

Altalt. No, only fatties eat between meals
( Peej, Tue 1 Oct 2013, 12:32, 2 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

I loved that book as well.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 1 Oct 2013, 12:35, Reply)

Which one was your favourite?
I liked the one about the boys who killed a swan cut his wings off and tied them to a kids arms, tortured him and forced him to jump out of a tree. Years later the bulger case happened. Coincidence?
( Peej, Tue 1 Oct 2013, 12:37, Reply)

I think The Mildenhall Treasure
Or the title story. I can only remember those two, the one about the pickpocket, the brain in a tank and the one with the Chippendale chair.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 1 Oct 2013, 12:44, Reply)

That one was non fiction too, great tale

( Peej, Tue 1 Oct 2013, 12:47, Reply)

indeed.
Roald Dahl was one of my favourite authors in my childhood.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 1 Oct 2013, 12:49, Reply)

I would believe that
but I've spoken to you on the phone.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 1 Oct 2013, 12:36, Reply)

"Och, is that Phillie?"
"YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR"
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 1 Oct 2013, 12:37, Reply)

*checks phone for taps*

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 1 Oct 2013, 12:38, Reply)

Yes you have
You sounded younger and posher than I thought you would
( Peej, Tue 1 Oct 2013, 12:38, Reply)

I have a stupidly high-pitched and posh voice.
I sound like Violet Elizabeth Bott.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 1 Oct 2013, 12:40, Reply)

I did not sound like Jethro either you fucking liar.

( Peej, Tue 1 Oct 2013, 12:41, Reply)

YOURN a liarrrrr

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 1 Oct 2013, 12:42, Reply)

FOYFPC

( Peej, Tue 1 Oct 2013, 12:47, Reply)