Naples is fucking horrible.
Like a cross between Hull and Dundee.

I'd like to live in Holland for a bit. One of my sisters lives in Den Haag and I visit quite regularly. It's a cool country, nice people and great cheese.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 1 Oct 2013, 13:25, 2 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

One of the many downsides to repeatedly deciding to build in the shadow of an active volcano
is that you lose any particular desire to invest in fine architecture.
( Kroney, Tue 1 Oct 2013, 13:27, Reply)

GAYples more like !!!11!

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 1 Oct 2013, 13:29, Reply)

Although that probably doesn't explain the terrifying levels of street crime
or the utter filth of the place.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 1 Oct 2013, 13:29, Reply)

Gino DeCampari was in there the other week, looked alright to me.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 1 Oct 2013, 13:34, Reply)

I really, REALLY wish that that had read "One of my sisters lives in Def Leppard".

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 1 Oct 2013, 13:28, Reply)

^ hysterical ^

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 1 Oct 2013, 13:32, Reply)

*pours some sugar on*

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 1 Oct 2013, 13:32, Reply)

*considers taking it to Edinburgh fringe festival*

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 1 Oct 2013, 13:52, Reply)

On the other hand
oh....
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 1 Oct 2013, 13:53, Reply)

Hahahaha

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 1 Oct 2013, 13:55, Reply)