Jesus, I finally get some free time to come and call you all cunts
and 1 reply in 10 minutes? this place is fucking doomed.

The last fit of mild rage I had was this morning on the way in where every prick and his dog was driving awfully and in my way

although then things were enlivened by a schoolboy crossing the road in front of me, whose concentration was only able to register my car, about 50 yards away travelling on the opposite side of the road, and his mobile phone. Apparently anything else happening was beyond his mental prowess, which explained why he walked out straight in front of a car on his own side of the road. And carried on walking.

Somehow, despite the fact it was an Audi, they managed an amazing piece of "not cutting the idiot child in two" driving skill.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 2 Oct 2013, 15:24, 1 reply, 12 years ago)

Ah you see school boys heads can only turn one way
So he wouldn't have been able to look and see the car on his side... This also explains how Saville managed to bum so many as he would always approach from the blind side
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 2 Oct 2013, 15:30, Reply)

Like dogs?

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 2 Oct 2013, 15:32, Reply)

They cant look up

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 2 Oct 2013, 15:37, Reply)