amateur dramatics
So, big meeting in our office today that one of the big bosses has just stormed out of, almost dislodging a door. Love it.

What was the last fit of rage you had or drama's you experienced IN REAL LIFE.

Alt. Favourite cuisine and dish.

AltAlt. Favourite music band/artist.

Altaltalt. GREEDY!
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 2 Oct 2013, 15:10, 177 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

I have been lied to about the whereabouts of my *important* footwear delivery. I was perturbed and have POLITELY requested a refund. That'll show 'em!
Alt: Mexican. Fackin Enchiladas innit.
Altalt: To many different ones to choose, they should sort it out. Just have one 'artist' called 'Music' that you either listen to, or you don't. People have too much choice.
Altaltalt: MILDLY PUT OUT!
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 2 Oct 2013, 15:17, Reply)

TYPICAL BRIT!!
You go with your passive aggressive self.
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 2 Oct 2013, 15:23, Reply)

I'm sure they could tell I was a bit annoyed under my usual charm, but they did well not to acknowledge it.
Footasylum? Foot-a-sly-sham more like! (I know, that's shit, even for me. Shut up and go away)
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 2 Oct 2013, 15:26, Reply)

Were you expecting them to send them out with their delivery boy on his bicycle so you would receive them the same day?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 2 Oct 2013, 15:24, Reply)

Last thread reply:
I lived in Warwick for a good chunk of my formative years and unfortunately worked in Coventry for some of them, most notably at the National Probation Service.

A centre for joy and wonder, it was not.
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Wed 2 Oct 2013, 15:25, Reply)

I like the fact that the University of Warwick is in Coventry
that is some solid false advertising.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 2 Oct 2013, 15:27, Reply)

It's pretty much in Warwick-shire

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 2 Oct 2013, 15:33, Reply)

Ah, it's always worse for those not from here to have to come here.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 2 Oct 2013, 15:30, Reply)

Is that too much to ask?
You should be able to, like, download 'em or summat.
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 2 Oct 2013, 15:27, Reply)

3d printing is your friend

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 2 Oct 2013, 15:28, Reply)

Don't like him. He never gets a round in.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 2 Oct 2013, 15:29, Reply)

Yeah and his band Massive Attack are shit and all

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 2 Oct 2013, 16:01, Reply)

My life appears to be one never ending fucking drama. I am fed up with it.
Alt: Dry meat curry. It's fucking delicious.

Altalt: Jimi Hendrix

Altaltalt: I am, yes
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 2 Oct 2013, 15:22, Reply)

Think of the film they'll make of your life!
It'll be RIVETING. Just like you're "riveting" down the docks every night...
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Wed 2 Oct 2013, 15:24, Reply)

Nearly at the end of the rainbow for the House woes monty.
I can call a hit on the ex if you'd like?
Or a hit of x
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 2 Oct 2013, 15:24, Reply)

what are these dry meat curries
I hear you and the other London halfwits blathering on about them...
I assume its just a dry spiced meat but I am interested.

altalt I think it was on Monday that they mentioned it was on that day in history Jimi played his first UK gig as part of Cream
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 2 Oct 2013, 15:28, Reply)

It's just like a mixed grill
*ducks*
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 2 Oct 2013, 15:30, Reply)

You don't get duck on a mixed grill you cretin.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 2 Oct 2013, 15:32, Reply)

you're eating in the wrong place.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 2 Oct 2013, 15:33, Reply)

rapey bum mallards to you

( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 2 Oct 2013, 15:34, Reply)

I'M SEEING THEM AT INFEST!!!!!

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 2 Oct 2013, 15:48, Reply)

strikethrough F
replace with C

LOL
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 2 Oct 2013, 15:49, Reply)

LOL! !!!!!

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 2 Oct 2013, 16:00, Reply)

Mixed duck grill
Sounds OK I guess
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 2 Oct 2013, 15:33, Reply)

it's a Pakistani dish
Super reduced, thick, caramelised mutton curry. Spicy and really rich.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 2 Oct 2013, 15:45, Reply)

Thanks

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 2 Oct 2013, 15:47, Reply)

i'M IN!

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 2 Oct 2013, 15:49, Reply)

Oh I hadnt noticed :(

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 2 Oct 2013, 15:50, Reply)

Jesus, I finally get some free time to come and call you all cunts
and 1 reply in 10 minutes? this place is fucking doomed.

The last fit of mild rage I had was this morning on the way in where every prick and his dog was driving awfully and in my way

although then things were enlivened by a schoolboy crossing the road in front of me, whose concentration was only able to register my car, about 50 yards away travelling on the opposite side of the road, and his mobile phone. Apparently anything else happening was beyond his mental prowess, which explained why he walked out straight in front of a car on his own side of the road. And carried on walking.

Somehow, despite the fact it was an Audi, they managed an amazing piece of "not cutting the idiot child in two" driving skill.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 2 Oct 2013, 15:24, Reply)

Ah you see school boys heads can only turn one way
So he wouldn't have been able to look and see the car on his side... This also explains how Saville managed to bum so many as he would always approach from the blind side
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 2 Oct 2013, 15:30, Reply)

Like dogs?

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 2 Oct 2013, 15:32, Reply)

They cant look up

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 2 Oct 2013, 15:37, Reply)

Altalt: I find it impossible to select one genre or band/artist as a favourite.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 2 Oct 2013, 15:25, Reply)

It's all the tofu clouding your brain.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 2 Oct 2013, 15:26, Reply)

It could be
Or it could be that attempting to compare, I dunno, Arvo Pärt with Buddy Holly or summat would be bent and pointless.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 2 Oct 2013, 15:30, Reply)

Buddy Holly is better..................

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 2 Oct 2013, 15:30, Reply)

^Bent and pointless

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 2 Oct 2013, 15:31, Reply)

FLAWLESS VICTORY

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 2 Oct 2013, 15:32, Reply)

it's just the lentils telling you that, mate.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 2 Oct 2013, 15:31, Reply)

you're not being asked to compare
just to say which you prefer
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 2 Oct 2013, 15:33, Reply)

How do you decide which you prefer?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 2 Oct 2013, 15:35, Reply)

by pure enjoyment
not comparisons
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 2 Oct 2013, 15:35, Reply)

I get pure enjoyment from a variety of contrasting music though.
Your own list includes artists that have little in common.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 2 Oct 2013, 15:37, Reply)

i think it's the soft, soothing click of the knitting needles winding their way through the yoghurt that does it for you

( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 2 Oct 2013, 15:40, Reply)

Its how he makes his Curdigans

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 2 Oct 2013, 15:47, Reply)

Man I was so pleased with Curdigans and NOTHING

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 2 Oct 2013, 15:53, Reply)

i clicked!

( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 2 Oct 2013, 15:53, Reply)

It was pretty good, but now you just look needy so I ain't clicking.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 2 Oct 2013, 15:56, Reply)

BOOOOOO

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 2 Oct 2013, 15:57, Reply)

unlike the knitting needles

( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 2 Oct 2013, 16:04, Reply)

It's the only culture in Cov

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 2 Oct 2013, 15:50, Reply)

I do actually own some records that sound a bit like that.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 2 Oct 2013, 15:50, Reply)

Right, so that's politics and music you have squandered for me.
WHAT'S NEXT?!

Cyber bully.

Threads are not to be taken literally on here!
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 2 Oct 2013, 15:38, Reply)

My autism only allows me to take things entirely literally

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 2 Oct 2013, 15:42, Reply)

So you have never painted the town red

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 2 Oct 2013, 15:46, Reply)

I didn't enjoy going out on the piss

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 2 Oct 2013, 15:49, Reply)

You got a bad case of the Wilfs dude

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 2 Oct 2013, 15:49, Reply)

Nah
I focused on the bit of the thread that was relevant to my interests and answered honestly.
Not everything is a personal attack, Jase.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 2 Oct 2013, 15:52, Reply)

Watch out Tangles
I have seen this sneaky hurt act before, Its called "The Canal Street Sneak" where he pretends to be hurt then after you try to comfort him its PANTS DOWN AND BUM SPLIT...
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 2 Oct 2013, 15:57, Reply)

*hides rohypnol*

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 2 Oct 2013, 15:59, Reply)

That's what they told Iraq

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 2 Oct 2013, 15:59, Reply)

I dont think I have had a fit of rage
I guess the nearest would be at a Buddleia that was growing and refused to die,

alt Indian, I do love a really hot Vindaloo

Altalt. difficult but I do tend to go back to the 60's/70's things like Pink Floyd, Zepplin, Hendrix and so on.

altaltalt. Tickle
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 2 Oct 2013, 15:32, Reply)

I wish you'd stay there.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 2 Oct 2013, 15:33, Reply)

the row i had with the Rudest Man in the World at the tube station the other morning
alt: depends on the mood. but overall i do love a bit of lebanese/turkish/greek. next minibash when stunned and nakers are back, i reckon we'll hit yallayalla for some hot beirut action.

altalt: i don't really have one, as i like lots of different stuff. but maybe the roses, until i saw them live. p!nk. fleetwood mac were good, but the incarnation that monty HATES, with buck/nicks.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 2 Oct 2013, 15:33, Reply)

When you say hot beirut action
I hear 'chained to a radiator.'
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 2 Oct 2013, 15:51, Reply)

this is why you need to come and work at my firm, please

( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 2 Oct 2013, 15:53, Reply)

Sounds good to me haha
also if there is a bash-thing in the near future, I'm going to take the chance to pick your brains!
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 2 Oct 2013, 16:01, Reply)

Wont take long

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 2 Oct 2013, 16:02, Reply)

Thanks, I am a very fast worker!

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 2 Oct 2013, 16:06, Reply)

ignore the fuckstick below
as soon as stunned gets back, we'll have a bash, you can crash at mine with berk again. hoorah!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 2 Oct 2013, 16:05, Reply)

Good stuff!
When is stunned back?
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 2 Oct 2013, 16:06, Reply)

Once he saws his leg off and climbs out the ravine he drunkenly fell in.

( Kroney, Wed 2 Oct 2013, 16:09, Reply)

another 2 weeks or so
so maybe around halloween time??
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 2 Oct 2013, 16:16, Reply)

And in response to my own alt's
I love Madras/ Thai currys, not even mentioning music though cos I will get mocked and ridiculed!
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 2 Oct 2013, 15:34, Reply)

i said young man...

( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 2 Oct 2013, 15:36, Reply)

Yep I think both of you like young men

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 2 Oct 2013, 15:38, Reply)

Nope. Own age or older please!

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 2 Oct 2013, 15:39, Reply)

Have you met Monty yet?

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 2 Oct 2013, 15:45, Reply)

I'm partnered but thanks for the tip
(that's what HE said!)
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 2 Oct 2013, 15:51, Reply)

Not that bad but close!

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 2 Oct 2013, 15:38, Reply)

+ I started a thread for mocking of music tastes

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 2 Oct 2013, 15:44, Reply)

Please, give a little respect

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 2 Oct 2013, 15:44, Reply)

Whenever I drive in Wales, I want to kill all of them.

Alt: At the moment it's probably BLT wraps.
AltAlt: I hate to admit it but Kings of Leon.

I did a km swim this morning, I feel like I've been beaten with a hammer.
(RonSwanson, Wed 2 Oct 2013, 15:38, Reply)

+h
Japanese vengeance luls
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 2 Oct 2013, 15:38, Reply)

I'm too tired I can't work this out.
(RonSwanson, Wed 2 Oct 2013, 15:44, Reply)

Whales

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 2 Oct 2013, 15:45, Reply)

thanks man, 'tis true, I'm not graceful.
(RonSwanson, Wed 2 Oct 2013, 15:51, Reply)

Shitting hell, that's pretty shocking

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 2 Oct 2013, 15:38, Reply)

Hells bells!

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 2 Oct 2013, 15:39, Reply)

I had 14 hours sleep last night

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 2 Oct 2013, 15:41, Reply)

But have you ever worn the green willow around one of your hats?

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 2 Oct 2013, 15:46, Reply)

backs in black

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 2 Oct 2013, 15:43, Reply)

That's libelous
You may want to reconsider that post
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 2 Oct 2013, 15:41, Reply)

NOW YOU OWN IT!

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 2 Oct 2013, 15:43, Reply)

I physically stopped a cyclist calmly on the pavement a few weeks ago, and told him quietly that this was the FUCKING pavement and he should be on the FUCKING road or walking.
It was only afterwards that I realised that I was actually shaking a bit and that I should probably not allow myself to get so wound up by them.

Alt: Mexican, Chinese, Indian.

Altalt: New Model Army, Oysterband, Radical Dance Faction, Edith Piaff, Shostokovich, Mixtapes 9.

Altaltalt: Say that to my face. SAY IT!
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 2 Oct 2013, 15:40, Reply)

alt... Yeah that fucking narrows it down numbnuts

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 2 Oct 2013, 15:45, Reply)

Ok ...
fish n' chips.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 2 Oct 2013, 15:47, Reply)

Thx bbz

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 2 Oct 2013, 15:48, Reply)

RDF used to stay at my brother's squat when they played Manchester
Tbh I never thought I'd encounter anyone who'd even heard of them
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 2 Oct 2013, 15:53, Reply)

They did Borderline, right?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 2 Oct 2013, 15:56, Reply)

The very same

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 2 Oct 2013, 15:57, Reply)

that was Madonna m8

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 2 Oct 2013, 15:58, Reply)

lol
I get this!

Shit - did I type that out loud?
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 2 Oct 2013, 16:04, Reply)

Punks With Guns can fuck off, mind.
But Chinese Poem, Station X, Next Man In Europe, Beast In The Doorway ... good stuff. If ... an 'acquired' taste*

*shit
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 2 Oct 2013, 15:57, Reply)

FUCK IT EARLY PUB

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 2 Oct 2013, 15:45, Reply)

I was *very* sharp last night
to a delivery person who had promised twenty minutes and not turned up with our food almost two hours later. Dramaz over food naturally.

Alt: I do like Indian cuisine, but steak is best.

Altalt: don't have one
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 2 Oct 2013, 15:48, Reply)

2 hour takeaway takes the piss
I hope you didn't tip him!
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 2 Oct 2013, 15:53, Reply)

Hah I told him not to bother turning up
had some soup instead :(
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 2 Oct 2013, 15:56, Reply)

I'd have told him to take it away again and gone to the pub.

( Kroney, Wed 2 Oct 2013, 15:57, Reply)

I did
the take it away bit. My flatmates don't drink though, not since I got one of them so smashed she was sick.
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 2 Oct 2013, 16:02, Reply)

Your flatmates sound nails.

( Kroney, Wed 2 Oct 2013, 16:07, Reply)

just because none of them would sleep with you

( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 2 Oct 2013, 16:16, Reply)

'course they would, be fair.

( Kroney, Wed 2 Oct 2013, 16:20, Reply)

They're lightweights who don't usually touch alcohol
nice enough people though!
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 2 Oct 2013, 16:19, Reply)

They make me sick.

( Kroney, Wed 2 Oct 2013, 16:20, Reply)

Some prick on my facebook mentioned something about something called 'Stoptober'
I blocked him immediately, of course.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 2 Oct 2013, 16:23, Reply)

Ah wait, google says that's smoking not drinking
Still, better off without him, ain't I
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 2 Oct 2013, 16:24, Reply)

They have octsober too
fucking twats
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 2 Oct 2013, 16:29, Reply)

Ok, now some cunts gonna get shanked.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 2 Oct 2013, 16:30, Reply)

Pricks the lot of them

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 2 Oct 2013, 16:32, Reply)

The company's internet access is slowly driving me into a rage by being utterly glacial and randomly jamming up.
Flying off the handle because I can't dick about on the internet might be a little hard to explain to my boss, so I'll have to keep a lid on it. Annoying.

On the plus side, my camera's arrived, so if anybody wants me to photograph them like one of my French girls, now's the time to apply. No fatties or gingers.
( Kroney, Wed 2 Oct 2013, 15:51, Reply)

Hang on, isn't it your job to fix it?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 2 Oct 2013, 15:54, Reply)

No

( Kroney, Wed 2 Oct 2013, 15:56, Reply)

Phillie Joe is the MAC monkey isn't he?

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 2 Oct 2013, 15:57, Reply)

nah, it werent a monkey it was an alien i think

( Reginald Donkeyfuck, Wed 2 Oct 2013, 15:58, Reply)

My work computer is also causing me rage.
Excel keeps crashing and restarting and outlook is a cock.
The whole thing freezes constantly.

Think I need a new computer or more memory
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 2 Oct 2013, 15:54, Reply)

well you just ruled out this entire board

( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 2 Oct 2013, 15:54, Reply)

oh i dunno, there was some fat chick at work who was havin a fucken eppy in the lunch room the other day whilst on her phone that everyone outside could here
had to delay my lunch break cos i dint wanna hear any gnashing and gurning cos someone ate the last jammie dodger or summat

Alt: fish & chips with daddies tomato ketchup (no sachets)

speaking of food ive been making plans for the baysh this month in 'the smoke' and i dont trust you fucken cockerneys with fish & chips (no i dont want it jellied dick van dyke now stick it in your pearlies and smoke it) so I was looking for a good burger. Has anyone had a 'Dirty Burger' ?

Altalt: the good ole boys
( Reginald Donkeyfuck, Wed 2 Oct 2013, 15:56, Reply)

You are fast becoming my favourite on here

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 2 Oct 2013, 15:58, Reply)

what did i miss chuts? is everyone hiding?

( Reginald Donkeyfuck, Wed 2 Oct 2013, 16:02, Reply)

Poor show innit.
I've work coming out of my ears but still try.

Peoples hearts just int in it anymore
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 2 Oct 2013, 16:15, Reply)

Dirty Burger
That was "The adventures of Stevie V" wasn't it?
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 2 Oct 2013, 16:01, Reply)

0/10

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 2 Oct 2013, 16:08, Reply)

Roni Size?

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 2 Oct 2013, 16:12, Reply)

2/10

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 2 Oct 2013, 16:13, Reply)

I will take that... Its better than most of my answers

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 2 Oct 2013, 16:14, Reply)

It is reprazentative of your work

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 2 Oct 2013, 16:19, Reply)

*narrows eyes*
Well played Bovine, well played
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 2 Oct 2013, 16:26, Reply)

i had to google that mince and was so deflated by the result i couldnt even be bothered to call him a cunt

( Reginald Donkeyfuck, Wed 2 Oct 2013, 16:22, Reply)

Stevies 1 through 4 were better

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 2 Oct 2013, 16:28, Reply)

Update!
Labrador puppies are now getting used to travelling in lifts.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 2 Oct 2013, 16:07, Reply)

Have you been going down with them?

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 2 Oct 2013, 16:15, Reply)

STEAL ME ONE!!!!!!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 2 Oct 2013, 16:16, Reply)

swiper! you're always eating yeah?
now i know you dont gam any meat but whats the word on the street viz this dirty burger place?
( Reginald Donkeyfuck, Wed 2 Oct 2013, 16:21, Reply)

never heard of it...

( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 2 Oct 2013, 16:40, Reply)

You do realise puppies are prone to shitting everywhere, righ.......oh.

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 2 Oct 2013, 16:21, Reply)

It'll be easier to steal you one after they've been trained
And given to a blind person, I'm fairly sure the trainers can see.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 2 Oct 2013, 16:22, Reply)

Don't fuck them in the lift
that'd be wrong on so many levels

/old joke time
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 2 Oct 2013, 16:20, Reply)

Wayhay!

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 2 Oct 2013, 16:21, Reply)

Oh I say.

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Wed 2 Oct 2013, 17:18, Reply)