I had a 'veggieburger' at some place near the Tower of London
and, get this, it wasn't even a burger, it was a fucken mushroom.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 3 Oct 2013, 8:48, 3 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

diabolical liberty tangs
now i like a mushroom as much as the next cunt but calling it a burger is just the type of thing id expect from a high-end cockerney smoke place, i bet it were called summat like 'Mange Moi' eh? funny pricks in the smoke
( Reginald Donkeyfuck, Thu 3 Oct 2013, 8:54, Reply)

Aubergine Burger FTW
Auberger? Burgergine? McEggplant?
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 3 Oct 2013, 8:56, Reply)

Just waiting for my invitation to come and eat one, next time you make them.
I'm torn between Auberger and Burgergine, not so keen on the American one.
I think I'm leaning towards the former, but I need to know if you are pronouncing the 'g' as in aubergine or as in burger.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 3 Oct 2013, 9:00, Reply)

Ooh yeah, like the Chris Rea song
Wait a minute...maybe that's what the songs about???
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 3 Oct 2013, 9:01, Reply)

Rea knows his oats, alright.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 3 Oct 2013, 9:03, Reply)

I think he's dire.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 3 Oct 2013, 9:08, Reply)

I GET THIS JOKE!!!!

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 3 Oct 2013, 9:09, Reply)

not suprised with your fucken diet

( Reginald Donkeyfuck, Thu 3 Oct 2013, 9:11, Reply)

HAHA POO!!!!

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 3 Oct 2013, 9:11, Reply)

I like Portobello mushroom and mozzarella 'burger'

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 3 Oct 2013, 9:02, Reply)

Actually the halloumi and mushroom one listed in the 'meat' menu of that place that Battered linked to up there looks alright

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 3 Oct 2013, 9:05, Reply)

YOU WOULD
Alright love?
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 3 Oct 2013, 9:06, Reply)

nah. you?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 3 Oct 2013, 9:08, Reply)

:(
I'm getting there matey. Better than you by the sounds.
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 3 Oct 2013, 9:09, Reply)

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( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 3 Oct 2013, 9:19, Reply)