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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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You are to be locked in a room for two hours with one of the following, no violence allowed.Vanessa Feltz
George Osbourne
Ainsley Harriot
Dave Gorman
Who do you pick? Why?
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 3 Oct 2013, 8:10,
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OsbourneGO: So....
TH: DON'T. TALK. TO. ME. EVER.
GO: ...
two hours later
GO: Well that went w-
TH: WHAT DID I FUCKING SAY?
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 3 Oct 2013, 8:16,
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Vanessa for the lols.George for the prostrate massage.
Ainsley for the cock and bum fun.
No strong views either way he's the slightly annoying one off the telly?
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Ainsley HarriotSo I could have a rummage around his 'Quickie Bag' while screaming 'RED TOMATO!GREEN PEPPER!' in his face.
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 3 Oct 2013, 8:21,
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Well this is an odd question.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 3 Oct 2013, 8:26,
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Got to be better than 'what are you having for lunch?' 'weekend plans' 'music chat' 'football chat' etc. (
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 3 Oct 2013, 8:27,
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I'm not sure if this is a good thing. (
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 3 Oct 2013, 8:32,
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You'll always have a gay prick to fall back on.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 3 Oct 2013, 8:32,
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Just to be clear, I'm talking emotionally AND physically.(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 3 Oct 2013, 8:33,
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I rather enjoy music chat, but I can appreciate the effort to break away from the norm.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 3 Oct 2013, 8:32,
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Gorman.I could verbally bully him into into a breakdown within the alloted time.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 3 Oct 2013, 8:29,
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I looked up my own name on the internet!!!!(
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 3 Oct 2013, 8:34,
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Other people share my *whole* name! THIS SHIT IS GOLDEN(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 3 Oct 2013, 8:35,
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Dave Gorman.He's a likeable chap and we could compare nipple piercings.
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You know I love your colour selection, but Gor-Man? Please.(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 3 Oct 2013, 8:37,
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in a moment of madness on facebookI looked up and added all my namesakes on there.
My favourite is the gay Fungus the Bogeyman lookalike.
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You did WHAT?I'm rarely lost for words, but fucking hell...
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 3 Oct 2013, 8:42,
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I have quite the collection.There's even one from York who is a friend of a friend.
I met him and shook his hand. It was a magical moment.
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I have an uncle with the same name as meIMAGINE THAT!!!
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 3 Oct 2013, 8:45,
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Different middle name, mind.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 3 Oct 2013, 8:46,
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Hang on, your name appears to be some wakkki Gervais thingwww.pilkipedia.co.uk/wiki/index.php?title=Dr_Frog
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 3 Oct 2013, 8:50,
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I just remembered it from the radio years ago. (
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 3 Oct 2013, 8:52,
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Gorman I guessMainly because I feel the least violent when I think of him.
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Peej, Thu 3 Oct 2013, 8:35,
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www.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post2109747
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 3 Oct 2013, 8:36,
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Why?Seriously he's the least bad out of the four, it's not exactly a shining endorsement.
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Peej, Thu 3 Oct 2013, 8:56,
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I find him incredibly obnoxious. I don't believe he actually *does* any of his cunty adventures.(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 3 Oct 2013, 8:58,
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Why would he lie about it?And why would it bother you?
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 3 Oct 2013, 9:02,
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I wrote a whole long, boring answer but it boils down to the fact thatI just don't like him.
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 3 Oct 2013, 9:07,
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Use it as a basis for circular reasoning mostly.(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 3 Oct 2013, 9:15,
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Disappointing lack of hatred for Feltz. Verifying that you're all secret chubby chasers. (
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 3 Oct 2013, 8:41,
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Where did those 4 names pop up grom anyway?And why no John Nettles?
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I like it when he nearly cops off with the jewel thief.And Charlie disapproves.
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i dunno what any of them is like outside of the glare of the spotlight innitmy entire perception of these cunts is within the mice-en-zen of the media so they could be like yer fucken funny uncle just sitting down with a cuppa and a jaffa cake telling stories about fucken, i dunno, the time they got cunted on white lightning and knobbed a minger for all i know.
Alt: I carnt believe you high-end cockerneys haven't heard of this dirty burger place. Fucken finger on the pulse my arse. Where else in the smoke does a good burger then? I like burgers but not the assumption a fucken pickle need be anywhere near the fucker.
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Reginald Donkeyfuck, Thu 3 Oct 2013, 8:45,
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Meat licker does the best burgers in London. (
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 3 Oct 2013, 8:47,
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I had spelled it incorrectlywww.meatliquor.com/
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 3 Oct 2013, 8:49,
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ah, that links purplei was looking at the triple chilli challenge there. in my youth i could've handled that bayhemouth but my fucken appetites fucked these days
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Reginald Donkeyfuck, Thu 3 Oct 2013, 8:52,
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I had a 'veggieburger' at some place near the Tower of London and, get this, it wasn't even a burger, it was a fucken mushroom.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 3 Oct 2013, 8:48,
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diabolical liberty tangsnow i like a mushroom as much as the next cunt but calling it a burger is just the type of thing id expect from a high-end cockerney smoke place, i bet it were called summat like 'Mange Moi' eh? funny pricks in the smoke
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Reginald Donkeyfuck, Thu 3 Oct 2013, 8:54,
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Aubergine Burger FTWAuberger? Burgergine? McEggplant?
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 3 Oct 2013, 8:56,
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Just waiting for my invitation to come and eat one, next time you make them.I'm torn between Auberger and Burgergine, not so keen on the American one.
I think I'm leaning towards the former, but I need to know if you are pronouncing the 'g' as in aubergine or as in burger.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 3 Oct 2013, 9:00,
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Ooh yeah, like the Chris Rea songWait a minute...maybe that's what the songs about???
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 3 Oct 2013, 9:01,
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Rea knows his oats, alright.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 3 Oct 2013, 9:03,
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I like Portobello mushroom and mozzarella 'burger'(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 3 Oct 2013, 9:02,
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Actually the halloumi and mushroom one listed in the 'meat' menu of that place that Battered linked to up there looks alright(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 3 Oct 2013, 9:05,
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:(I'm getting there matey. Better than you by the sounds.
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 3 Oct 2013, 9:09,
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I know what'll cheer you upwww.play.com/Gadgets/Gadgets/4-/20108129/LED-Shoe-Laces/Product.html?
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 3 Oct 2013, 9:19,
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Now look here grumpyI don't live in that festering shit hole that you call home, so I haven't tried many of the burger delights. Simply I had a burger from there and it was pretty good.
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meat liquor, meat market and lucky chip at the sebright are all pretty decent.(
wanderlust, Thu 3 Oct 2013, 8:50,
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Gormanbecause I find him very funny. So there.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 3 Oct 2013, 8:49,
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Homeless wizard lookalikes are allowed opinions too!(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 3 Oct 2013, 9:16,
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woahThanks! It was hard work, but I think you'll agree that it was all worth it.
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 3 Oct 2013, 9:25,
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Holy shit, this is brilliantwww.youtube.com/watch?v=1VHLHAd8bRc
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 3 Oct 2013, 9:26,
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lolAlso, for anyone who's played Skyrim:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=cU1p_4JgkiQ
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 3 Oct 2013, 9:34,
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I've never played Skyrim, in fact I don't really know what it is.Should I still click that link?
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 3 Oct 2013, 9:37,
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Sure, why notSkyrim is a popular fantasy based video game. In it are giants who herd mammoths and make cheese form their milk. This song is an homage to that delicious product.
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 3 Oct 2013, 9:38,
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I clicked it and I liked itIn fact, I'm about due a new sig.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 3 Oct 2013, 9:39,
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Aw, taIt's all a bit of fun. Although once my extensions finished I'm hoping to get a leccy drum kit and finally set up my recording stuff that I've had for years. Then the ROCK N ROLL NIGHTMARE BEGINS!
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 3 Oct 2013, 9:40,
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I also have very little knowledge of Skyrim, add to this the fact I don't like cheese makes me very unsure whether to click the link or not.Can you offer any advice please?
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 3 Oct 2013, 9:40,
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I guarantee it will A) make yo uwant the game and B) change your mind about cheese(
Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 3 Oct 2013, 9:43,
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DO ITIt's like being punched in the face by a cheesey fist of ROCK
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 3 Oct 2013, 9:45,
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Don't be embarrassedIt's perfectly natural to feel this way. It's me on vocals, guitar and bass btw. The drums were played by an invisible robot.
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 3 Oct 2013, 9:48,
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I'm going to watch all your videos from now on.(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 3 Oct 2013, 9:51,
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He really needs to grow up and get over this childish cheese-hating.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 3 Oct 2013, 9:44,
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Cheese is shit when raw. I *would* now consider trying Mammoth Cheese though.(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 3 Oct 2013, 9:46,
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My advice is, as always, click it and hang the consequences.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 3 Oct 2013, 9:43,
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I've not got to where I am today by not clicking on things(
Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 3 Oct 2013, 9:44,
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Probs Vanessa as she has a minge and stuff.Ainsley has an annoying loud voice, I've met him and he is bloody loud.
Osbourne is a git.
No strong views re Gorman.
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Are you drunk?You've already answered this question once.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 3 Oct 2013, 9:01,
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Different answers though, I dunno if that's a good or bad thing.....(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 3 Oct 2013, 9:03,
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Dave Gorman.While he's an utter prick, he's a jolly good photographer, and we could talk about filters and things.
Last night we tried watching that Peaky Blinders.
Sam Neill's good. The rest need to fuck the fucking fuck off - it's Boardwalk Empire but done on the cheap by Brits.
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 3 Oct 2013, 9:02,
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There are. A lot of them. Not even Lorraine Kelly could make a Midlands accent sexy.(
Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 3 Oct 2013, 9:17,
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I almost never use filters with digi now, occasionally a circular polariser.I.do have UVs on my lenses to protect them though.
True story.
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I have a UV on all of my lenses just for protection more than anything.The CPR stays on much of the time, too, and then on holiday I bought a super half-grad ND for my 10-24mm, which was nice; it allowed me to do this:
www.flickr.com/photos/myky-d/9997664794/
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 3 Oct 2013, 9:15,
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Wont come up on phone unfortunately I'll jave a look when I get home, wish I jad tje patience for landscape stuff.(, Thu 3 Oct 2013, 9:30, Reply)
i ent heard of that but at least its trying more than sticking some cameras in a fucken kebab shopcunts in my place are all like 'did you see the fucken kebab shop show last night' and Im like '??' and theyre like 'its a real life fly on the wall docudrama set in a kebab shop and its well LOL innit' and im like 'well, fucken HBO must be quaking in their boots' kebabs and downton fucken abbey? what a legacy
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Reginald Donkeyfuck, Thu 3 Oct 2013, 9:11,
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Christ, I caught two minutes of that the other night.It was like they televised /talk
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 3 Oct 2013, 9:16,
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Kebab shops, fried chicken shops ... proving that people really will watch any old shit you put in front of them.(
Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 3 Oct 2013, 9:18,
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FeltzGorman's the only one I could stand for 2 hours without violence, but Feltz has the advantage that you could boot her back doors in.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 3 Oct 2013, 9:20,
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I have just done a bit of sick at that thoughtI hope you are proud of yourself
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Positively tumescent, old boy.(
the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 3 Oct 2013, 9:28,
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Also, I dunna fred.(
the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 3 Oct 2013, 9:29,
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Yeah but her back doors are fucking enormousIt'd be like opening the window and shagging the night.
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better than asking Ainsleyif he'd like any "Chrissie cock" to go with his "Susie salt"
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 3 Oct 2013, 9:41,
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Yeah but here's an idea Badge old stickHow about not shagging any of them? You're only in the room with them for a couple of hours. What the fuck is wrong with you, you over-sexed loon? Are you Michael Douglas?
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