I've never sworn in my life, mummy would be ever so cross. She'll lock me in the Dark Cupboard again.
altalt: never heard of shotgunnning until telly told me about it, not a thing in Yorkshire, we don't have cars for a start.
( Theoban What of it, Thu 3 Oct 2013, 14:15, 1 reply, 12 years ago)

altalt: the breach of the foggy first rule is the death of friendships

( Theoban What of it, Thu 3 Oct 2013, 14:15, Reply)

what the dickens is the foggy first rule?
is this another yourkshire ripper murder thing?
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 3 Oct 2013, 14:18, Reply)

I think he means froggy first

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 3 Oct 2013, 14:22, Reply)

+ sloppy second

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Thu 3 Oct 2013, 14:24, Reply)

That's how I roll.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 3 Oct 2013, 14:25, Reply)

can I have scraps?

( Theoban What of it, Thu 3 Oct 2013, 14:33, Reply)

you could use it in that context if you wanted, like if you and your mates are out for a bit of murder and you all see a hot stranglee
you go 'foggy first' meaning you're the first to have a crack at wringing the life from her. If someone says foggy first after you, then they are not first. You are first.
( Theoban What of it, Thu 3 Oct 2013, 14:33, Reply)

foggy first having a beer.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 3 Oct 2013, 14:40, Reply)

AWWW BUT I WAS GONNA HAVE A BEER
Tell me when you've had it so I can have one
( Theoban What of it, Thu 3 Oct 2013, 14:41, Reply)