Have you lost weight Cavy?
or just a double Mastectomy?
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 4 Oct 2013, 17:59, 1 reply, 12 years ago)

nah, still got tits
i'm just a bit over 3 1/2 stone less than I was last year. about 8 pounds and I'm socially acceptable (weightwise, mind...nothing else)
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 4 Oct 2013, 18:01, Reply)

Sorry I don't believe you, can you send young Frog a video of you doing star jumps topless on a cold morning to prove this????

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 4 Oct 2013, 18:05, Reply)

pff
thing is, it never made me pretty or anything, there's just less of me
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 4 Oct 2013, 18:11, Reply)

RIGHT Cavy thats it, stop selling yourself short
Ohhh what have you done with all the apples this year?
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 4 Oct 2013, 18:14, Reply)

6 or 7 jars of chutney so far and 3 of stupidly solid ginger and apple jam
but there are loads of apples outside, I think this weekend I have to do something about them.
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 4 Oct 2013, 18:23, Reply)

Take them LARPing and have a apple fight

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 4 Oct 2013, 18:26, Reply)

but they have a core!
(this is only funny when you know that larp safe throwing weapons are not allowed a core. When I say funny...)
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 4 Oct 2013, 18:28, Reply)

Hahaha you just reminded me of this
www.youtube.com/watch?v=j_ekugPKqFw
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 4 Oct 2013, 18:30, Reply)

oh man

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 4 Oct 2013, 18:34, Reply)

You could combine it with your other hobby and go all William Tell

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 4 Oct 2013, 18:34, Reply)

i tried knocking a bottle off someone's head
with a larp safe crossbow once. Nearly got kick off site. Did manage it, though
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 4 Oct 2013, 18:36, Reply)

I have my eye on a particular Yew tree branch
I would love to make a proper long bow
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 4 Oct 2013, 18:41, Reply)

You'll need a big branch
A proper longbow cross section includes heartwood and sapwood, one's better in tension, the other's better in compression (buggered if I know which is which). IIRC a longbow was made from a split stave from the tree.
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Fri 4 Oct 2013, 18:49, Reply)

Have you been googling again Cap?
I would love to be able set a longbow with a draw weight of 90–110 pounds-force (400–490 newtons)
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 4 Oct 2013, 18:53, Reply)