Oooh. Lovely choice. There speaks a professional.
How are things?
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Sat 5 Oct 2013, 20:33, 1 reply, 12 years ago)

Not great.
I forgot that my good suit has a wine stain all down it, meaning no time to get it dry cleaned for interview Monday. So it looks like I'm going to have to gash the credit card on a new suit that I don't need, because if I'm honest, if I don't get this job there may be a begging phone call to the mortgage man.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sat 5 Oct 2013, 20:36, Reply)

Cover your suit in white wine. That'll fix it.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 5 Oct 2013, 20:42, Reply)

can you not borrow a suit from someone?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 5 Oct 2013, 20:45, Reply)

You, of all people, should know that you cannot just "borrow" a suit.
A suit is cut and split for you by your tailor and crafted to your personal profile.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sat 5 Oct 2013, 20:51, Reply)

Pfft, like Dozer can afford that.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Sat 5 Oct 2013, 20:52, Reply)

My tailor is not too far from Dozers office.
I'd be happy to take him there.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sat 5 Oct 2013, 20:55, Reply)

is it the one on Call Lane?
We should have a pint soon.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 5 Oct 2013, 20:57, Reply)

How Crude
To be honest I can't even remember the name but they're on Park Square.

I don't wear suits now.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sat 5 Oct 2013, 21:03, Reply)

up near The Garage
In the legal district innit
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 5 Oct 2013, 21:05, Reply)

We could do that.
I've got a couple of subbies in now that I trust.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sat 5 Oct 2013, 21:07, Reply)

nice one blud
You been to Pin before? It's a cool wee place.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 5 Oct 2013, 21:10, Reply)

No. Don't know it at all.
Saturday 12th?
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sat 5 Oct 2013, 21:18, Reply)

yer possibly
It's round the corner from the Adelphi.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 5 Oct 2013, 21:19, Reply)

It'll be evening. Bung it on the calendar, eh?

( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sat 5 Oct 2013, 21:21, Reply)

ent putting it on the calendar but
He dinnae ken whit counts'll turn up eh
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 5 Oct 2013, 21:23, Reply)

All that shite up beyond Dyce means nothing to me
Same number.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sat 5 Oct 2013, 21:35, Reply)

'up beyond Dyce'?
You mean north of Aberdeen?
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 5 Oct 2013, 21:44, Reply)

not every suit is tailored.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 5 Oct 2013, 20:53, Reply)

No, turquoise track suits are generally off the peg

(katie hopkins telling it where its at, Sat 5 Oct 2013, 20:57, Reply)

exactly.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 5 Oct 2013, 20:58, Reply)

Quite right
And the difference shows.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sat 5 Oct 2013, 20:57, Reply)