What to add to Gin and Tonic....
To make the perfect one?

I have gin, tonic, lemons, limes, fresh ginger, cucumber and a bottle of St Germain.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 5 Oct 2013, 19:59, 98 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Lager mate. OI OI SAVELOY!

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sat 5 Oct 2013, 20:01, Reply)

Wrong.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 5 Oct 2013, 20:02, Reply)

Nah bruv, truss me.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sat 5 Oct 2013, 20:06, Reply)

Gin, Tonic and lager sounds wrong.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 5 Oct 2013, 20:07, Reply)

Lager with a g&t chaser is standard. #LADZ

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sat 5 Oct 2013, 20:08, Reply)

I once in a spate of bad decision making called youth
mixed flat german lager with gin.
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sat 5 Oct 2013, 20:26, Reply)

I had a 50/50 pint of john smiths and jack Daniels.
I fell into a group of strangers, and spent the entire evening vomiting. Good times!
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sat 5 Oct 2013, 20:28, Reply)

Sounds like it...
..but John Smiths really?
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sat 5 Oct 2013, 20:58, Reply)

Cheeseburger
I need to get my neighbour to sign up to b3ta and post on QOTW because he's just spent 30 minutes explaining to me how all pakis are ruining the country except the lad he works with.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sat 5 Oct 2013, 20:07, Reply)

You shouldn't have said that, and just passed the ideas and theories off as your own to triumphant acclaim.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sat 5 Oct 2013, 20:09, Reply)

I am neither proud nor moralistic
But I have a degree of social conscience. I would not wish to improve this country in the manner that I've just been subjected to.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sat 5 Oct 2013, 20:12, Reply)

Deep down you agreed though, didn't you? Just a bit? Come on now?

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sat 5 Oct 2013, 20:16, Reply)

I live in Bradford
You can be as accepting, liberal and open-minded as you like when you move here and you'll end up racist.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sat 5 Oct 2013, 20:19, Reply)

I wouldn't be moving there. Where I live it makes the papers when a dusky skinned stranger arrives.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sat 5 Oct 2013, 20:21, Reply)

There's no work here anyway.
Lots of very affordable housing though....
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sat 5 Oct 2013, 20:27, Reply)

You've sold it to me. I'm selling up!

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sat 5 Oct 2013, 20:29, Reply)

Leeds is next door
We keep trying to explain to Bradford Council the relationship between Croydon, or Bromley, to London.

They won't listen.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sat 5 Oct 2013, 20:34, Reply)

Maybe TD doesn't work withone because he hates them all.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 5 Oct 2013, 20:12, Reply)

In English, Jeff.

( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sat 5 Oct 2013, 20:14, Reply)

This sounds ideal.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sat 5 Oct 2013, 20:14, Reply)

I think I need a shit but I'm not entirely sure and it might just be a really big fart.

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Sat 5 Oct 2013, 20:12, Reply)

Push - now
There's you're answer.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sat 5 Oct 2013, 20:16, Reply)

Doesn't depend on the make of gin?
Dunno, don't drink spirits

/ac
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Sat 5 Oct 2013, 20:13, Reply)

I don't drink a huge amount of spirits
So there is only a 70cl of Bombay Sapphire in the freezer.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 5 Oct 2013, 20:15, Reply)

Not sure then. All I know is that Hendricks is traditionally served with cucumber, fuck knows why it is. Pure middle class affectation probably.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Sat 5 Oct 2013, 20:16, Reply)

Cucumber is so incredibly bland I cannot see any positive virtue in its addition.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sat 5 Oct 2013, 20:17, Reply)

A bit like your posts here!!!!111!!111!!!!1!

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Sat 5 Oct 2013, 20:18, Reply)

Oh ho! You're right though mate, I shall try very hard to be more like you with your sharp wit and soaring intellect.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sat 5 Oct 2013, 20:20, Reply)

So you should.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Sat 5 Oct 2013, 20:20, Reply)

I know there's room for improvement. I'm working on it.
I'm going to go and get off my head, and after that I'm sure I will be much more humorous and affable, and not a fucking gay prick at all.
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sat 5 Oct 2013, 20:23, Reply)

Throw it away and get some decent beer, you great Mary

(katie hopkins telling it where its at, Sat 5 Oct 2013, 20:21, Reply)

I have beer as well.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 5 Oct 2013, 20:23, Reply)

Then chasers it must be

(katie hopkins telling it where its at, Sat 5 Oct 2013, 20:24, Reply)

Sounds like you're set
if you use Hendricks, cucumber is good.
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sat 5 Oct 2013, 20:26, Reply)

You're into gingers with large chests?

(katie hopkins telling it where its at, Sat 5 Oct 2013, 20:27, Reply)

Not me personally
but it's a handy tip for life
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sat 5 Oct 2013, 20:32, Reply)

I married one of them. Trust me. AVOID.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Sat 5 Oct 2013, 20:32, Reply)

More or less all my university years
On and off - was a very skinny ginger with tiny tits.

We were just there for the sex, really.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sat 5 Oct 2013, 20:44, Reply)

She's a fake ginger.
Best of both worlds.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 5 Oct 2013, 20:37, Reply)

Angostura Bitters

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sat 5 Oct 2013, 20:27, Reply)

Oooh. Lovely choice. There speaks a professional.
How are things?
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Sat 5 Oct 2013, 20:33, Reply)

Not great.
I forgot that my good suit has a wine stain all down it, meaning no time to get it dry cleaned for interview Monday. So it looks like I'm going to have to gash the credit card on a new suit that I don't need, because if I'm honest, if I don't get this job there may be a begging phone call to the mortgage man.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sat 5 Oct 2013, 20:36, Reply)

Cover your suit in white wine. That'll fix it.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 5 Oct 2013, 20:42, Reply)

can you not borrow a suit from someone?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 5 Oct 2013, 20:45, Reply)

You, of all people, should know that you cannot just "borrow" a suit.
A suit is cut and split for you by your tailor and crafted to your personal profile.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sat 5 Oct 2013, 20:51, Reply)

Pfft, like Dozer can afford that.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Sat 5 Oct 2013, 20:52, Reply)

My tailor is not too far from Dozers office.
I'd be happy to take him there.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sat 5 Oct 2013, 20:55, Reply)

is it the one on Call Lane?
We should have a pint soon.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 5 Oct 2013, 20:57, Reply)

How Crude
To be honest I can't even remember the name but they're on Park Square.

I don't wear suits now.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sat 5 Oct 2013, 21:03, Reply)

up near The Garage
In the legal district innit
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 5 Oct 2013, 21:05, Reply)

We could do that.
I've got a couple of subbies in now that I trust.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sat 5 Oct 2013, 21:07, Reply)

nice one blud
You been to Pin before? It's a cool wee place.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 5 Oct 2013, 21:10, Reply)

No. Don't know it at all.
Saturday 12th?
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sat 5 Oct 2013, 21:18, Reply)

yer possibly
It's round the corner from the Adelphi.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 5 Oct 2013, 21:19, Reply)

It'll be evening. Bung it on the calendar, eh?

( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sat 5 Oct 2013, 21:21, Reply)

ent putting it on the calendar but
He dinnae ken whit counts'll turn up eh
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 5 Oct 2013, 21:23, Reply)

All that shite up beyond Dyce means nothing to me
Same number.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sat 5 Oct 2013, 21:35, Reply)

'up beyond Dyce'?
You mean north of Aberdeen?
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 5 Oct 2013, 21:44, Reply)

not every suit is tailored.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 5 Oct 2013, 20:53, Reply)

No, turquoise track suits are generally off the peg

(katie hopkins telling it where its at, Sat 5 Oct 2013, 20:57, Reply)

exactly.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 5 Oct 2013, 20:58, Reply)

Quite right
And the difference shows.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sat 5 Oct 2013, 20:57, Reply)

ice and lemon

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Sat 5 Oct 2013, 20:54, Reply)

alright Monty

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 5 Oct 2013, 20:55, Reply)

nah

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Sat 5 Oct 2013, 20:55, Reply)

did you get that text?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 5 Oct 2013, 20:57, Reply)

yes

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Sat 5 Oct 2013, 21:10, Reply)

facts

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 5 Oct 2013, 21:13, Reply)

Fuck Monty, the correct answer is ice and lime.

( Peej, Sat 5 Oct 2013, 21:09, Reply)

either or

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Sat 5 Oct 2013, 21:13, Reply)

Actually fuck that and all
The correct answer is tonic is fucking shit.

Ice, Lime and a generous measure of gin. throw the fucking tonic out of the window.
( Peej, Sat 5 Oct 2013, 21:17, Reply)

A waiting sink and tipping hands

( Reginald Donkeyfuck, Sat 5 Oct 2013, 21:16, Reply)

Gin. tonic. Lemon. Ice.
Anything else is for pricks.
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Sat 5 Oct 2013, 21:17, Reply)

I've got lime and ice in mine right now

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Sat 5 Oct 2013, 21:37, Reply)

gay prick

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 5 Oct 2013, 21:43, Reply)

+ my
+ g
( Reginald Donkeyfuck, Sat 5 Oct 2013, 21:45, Reply)

No you've lost me, Reg

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Sat 5 Oct 2013, 21:47, Reply)

ill get you back tangs
No matter how long it takes, no matter how far, I will find you.
( Reginald Donkeyfuck, Sat 5 Oct 2013, 21:48, Reply)

jesus fucking christ everyones turned gay
get a mans drink inside you and stop drinking womans liquor.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sat 5 Oct 2013, 21:44, Reply)

I'm drinking beer
Getting stuck in to some single malt when I get home.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 5 Oct 2013, 21:45, Reply)

gay prick

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Sat 5 Oct 2013, 21:47, Reply)

whisky is a sophisticated drink
You Covvo types wouldn't know your Glenmorangie from your Glenfarclas.

Plus, you have a really gay face and a really camp and whiny voice. And The Yurtsmiths are a big bag of donkey knob.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 5 Oct 2013, 21:50, Reply)

Yer fair point
Apart from the bit about how sophisticated whiskey drinking is
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Sat 5 Oct 2013, 21:58, Reply)

whisky.
Not whiskey.

Bloody Covvo philistine.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 5 Oct 2013, 22:07, Reply)

Gin and fucking tonic?
What's the matter with you, you great mary?

You've changed, Jeff.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 5 Oct 2013, 22:11, Reply)

THATS WHAT I SAID

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sat 5 Oct 2013, 22:32, Reply)

cake
and pie
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 5 Oct 2013, 22:28, Reply)

rob newman just signed my shopping list
I've never got a celebrity to sign anything before. I think it's just a weird thing to avoid the social awkwardness of meeting someone famous
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 5 Oct 2013, 22:33, Reply)

as in newman and baddiel?

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sat 5 Oct 2013, 22:39, Reply)

yes

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 5 Oct 2013, 22:42, Reply)

I like him. although my real name is similar ro one of theirs so its a love/hate thing.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sat 5 Oct 2013, 22:44, Reply)

I saw Newman & Baddiel in Lincoln when I was doing my A Levels
and then Punt & Dennis in Glasgow at uni.
That was the closest I ever came to the zeitgeist.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 5 Oct 2013, 22:47, Reply)

At once? Could be messy

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sat 5 Oct 2013, 22:56, Reply)