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After I spent yesterday scrubbing the kitchen from top to bottom (mainly bottom), I appear to pulled both my shoulders. Every movement hurts like buggery.

Remind me never to do housework again.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sun 6 Oct 2013, 16:55, 2 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Just get a cleaner. I would if I could be bothered.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sun 6 Oct 2013, 16:59, Reply)

We used to have a cleaner
but I spent so much time telling her to 'just leave that pile, I'll sort it later' that it became a waste of time having her in the house.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sun 6 Oct 2013, 17:00, Reply)

I think I would be quite happy to let someone else run my domestic life for me.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sun 6 Oct 2013, 17:03, Reply)

You should get married.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sun 6 Oct 2013, 17:04, Reply)

I don't think anyone would ever show me that level of commitment. Maybe I could try and get involved with a cleaner though.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sun 6 Oct 2013, 17:05, Reply)

You could probably pay a cleaner and pay a prostitute
and it still wouldn't cost you as much as having a wife.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sun 6 Oct 2013, 17:08, Reply)

You should pop this in 'top tips'

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sun 6 Oct 2013, 17:10, Reply)

I love having a cleaner
it forces me to put stuff away for a start-off.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sun 6 Oct 2013, 17:03, Reply)