We like to bring a little civilisation to all you parochial savages, too afraid to step too far from your nearest tube station in case you get eaten by wolves.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 8:35, 1 reply, 11 years ago)

or feral badgers.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 8:48, Reply)

Are feral badgers the wild descendants of domesticated badgers?

( Peej, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 8:51, Reply)

You've never had farmed badger milk?
Exquisite.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 8:52, Reply)

I prefer wild badger milk
It tastes better and the badgers aren't cruelly treated like in the badger farming business.
( Peej, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 8:54, Reply)

But feral badger milk is not so nice

( Peej, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 8:55, Reply)

also, it's pretty difficult to milk a feral badger
without losing a limb.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 8:58, Reply)

Easier than the wild ones
The feral ones are at least descended from domesticated badgers. It would be almost impossible to get a wild one to use a litter tray.
( Peej, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 9:01, Reply)

It's a close thing
but I disagree - you see the feral ones have been conditioned by the memory of the abuse their ancestors suffered when they were farmed. The wild badger's natural distrust of man has evolved into a psychotic vendetta amongst the feral population. So much so that some are prepared to sacrifice their lives just on the off chance of causing a major car accident and taking out a few humans. S'why there are so many burst badgers on roads.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 9:19, Reply)

burst badger = euphemism for a lady's *points downstairs*

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Wed 9 Oct 2013, 9:26, Reply)

It were like a cross between a burst badger and a butcher's dustbin
*1000 yard stares*
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 9:29, Reply)

See also 'dead hedgehog'

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Wed 9 Oct 2013, 9:45, Reply)

Yes.
Apparently they're all descended from a single pair of domestic badgers who were released by a Norfolk man who found himself unable to cover the cost of feeding them. That was in 1980.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 8:53, Reply)

I have been unable to find any information on Wikipedia
And fear that you may be lying to me. I shall search some more.
( Peej, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 8:57, Reply)

The government remove it because you can't handle DA TROOF

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 8:59, Reply)

^^^^ WAKE UP, SHEEPLE!!

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 9:03, Reply)

SPRED DA WORD - DA PPL R WAKIN UP 2 DIS TROOFS

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 9:05, Reply)