Nope
birthday today, meant to be out for drinks but was taken ill in the middle of the day. Been asleep since four.

I don't have a favourite record, sorry Monty.
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 19:00, 4 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

Happy birthday you crazy racist loon
You are the racist one ent ya?
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 19:03, Reply)

Still wrong ape, still wrong :(
but thanks. I'm the bland one remember.
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 19:07, Reply)

happy bidet Ambo.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 19:03, Reply)

Mini ape says 'happy to you' everytime she sees candles

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 19:05, Reply)

It would probably be cute if she wasn't 14 years old, eh?

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 9 Oct 2013, 19:08, Reply)

Mini ape sounds like a bit of a spastic.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 19:08, Reply)

Chip off the old block I heard.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 9 Oct 2013, 19:09, Reply)

Nakers is probably writing things down for her
That'll be where she gets it from.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 19:11, Reply)

Thanks Monty

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 19:08, Reply)

Happy Birthday!

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 19:08, Reply)

Cheers Jeff!

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 19:08, Reply)

Pleasure.
Have you had cake?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 19:09, Reply)

My mother bought me a surprise grocery shop
including a caterpillar cake and some venison steaks. Sadly I can't eat today but tomorrow I'll feast.
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 19:12, Reply)

Save the cake until after the best before date.
It might turn in to a butterfly.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 19:14, Reply)

I regretfully lolled
to be fair it's a monster-cake I have no clue what she was thinking!
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 19:22, Reply)

Many falicitations on the anniversary of your being expelled from a vagina.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 9 Oct 2013, 19:08, Reply)

Thanks Davros
my mum was probably pretty happy as well.
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 19:13, Reply)

Hope you're feeling better soon, Ambs.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 9 Oct 2013, 19:14, Reply)

Cheers, how have you been?

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 19:23, Reply)

Not too bad, apart from having to get the dog put to sleep last week.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 9 Oct 2013, 19:34, Reply)

She was probably a bit sore as well.
HBD.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 19:31, Reply)