Good Morning Pook
I'm tired. This manifests itself as everything aching. I blame the government or coloureds or something, as I'm sure it's nothing to do with me burning the candle at both ends.
What haven't I used for a while? My laptop since buying an ipad. My car. My awesome telescope for observing the heavens.
Alt: I'm looking forward to Xmas, going to Barcelona and the merriment that surrounds the festive season.
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 8:19, 1 reply, 12 years ago)

You:re a doctor diagnose yourself.
Netter still write yourself a script for some noce happy pills and powders. Better still write one for me :-)
(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 8:33, Reply)

I wish I *was* a real Doctor. I'd be off my nut constantly and struck off in record time.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 8:35, Reply)

*manly handshakes*

(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 8:38, Reply)

That's not what they call it if you do it in a public bog.

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 8:43, Reply)

^Cottager^

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 8:44, Reply)

^ Hillsborough ^

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 8:45, Reply)

^Horton-Cum-Studley^

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 8:46, Reply)

^ Norton-Radstock ^

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 8:48, Reply)

^Pennistone^

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 8:49, Reply)

Heysel.

(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 8:48, Reply)

98 dead was a good start. Shame there's been no follow up.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 8:48, Reply)

Morning Mr B.
How:s u?
(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 8:50, Reply)

Currently eating
Two sausages
Two fried eggs
Fried bread
Black pudding
Three rashers of bacon
Mushrooms
Beans
Tomatoes.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 8:51, Reply)

You appear to be missing hash browns.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 8:52, Reply)

I'm not missing them in the slightest.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 8:54, Reply)

I had a the same portions and items on Sunday. I hadn't had 'em with a Full English before, but felt they were a good addition.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 8:56, Reply)

Prick.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 8:58, Reply)

+ gay
Get it right you miserable bitter cunt.
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 8:59, Reply)

*my second manly handshake of the morning*

(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 8:59, Reply)

That's not my hand.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 9:01, Reply)