Morning OT. How are we toaday?
I'm a bit painful I went hill walking in the Peak District yesterday,rediscovered a few muscles I hadn't used for a while. What little aches and pains have you today? What haven't you used for a while?YM is not a suitable answer please.
Alt, got a few hundred 'shrooms though, I haven' t taken psychedelics since the nineties. Looking forward to it, but a bit nervous. Are you looking forward to/ nervous about anything? Again, no YMs please.
(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 7:44, 109 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

Good Morning Pook
I'm tired. This manifests itself as everything aching. I blame the government or coloureds or something, as I'm sure it's nothing to do with me burning the candle at both ends.
What haven't I used for a while? My laptop since buying an ipad. My car. My awesome telescope for observing the heavens.
Alt: I'm looking forward to Xmas, going to Barcelona and the merriment that surrounds the festive season.
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 8:19, Reply)

You:re a doctor diagnose yourself.
Netter still write yourself a script for some noce happy pills and powders. Better still write one for me :-)
(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 8:33, Reply)

I wish I *was* a real Doctor. I'd be off my nut constantly and struck off in record time.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 8:35, Reply)

*manly handshakes*

(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 8:38, Reply)

That's not what they call it if you do it in a public bog.

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 8:43, Reply)

^Cottager^

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 8:44, Reply)

^ Hillsborough ^

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 8:45, Reply)

^Horton-Cum-Studley^

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 8:46, Reply)

^ Norton-Radstock ^

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 8:48, Reply)

^Pennistone^

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 8:49, Reply)

Heysel.

(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 8:48, Reply)

98 dead was a good start. Shame there's been no follow up.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 8:48, Reply)

Morning Mr B.
How:s u?
(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 8:50, Reply)

Currently eating
Two sausages
Two fried eggs
Fried bread
Black pudding
Three rashers of bacon
Mushrooms
Beans
Tomatoes.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 8:51, Reply)

You appear to be missing hash browns.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 8:52, Reply)

I'm not missing them in the slightest.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 8:54, Reply)

I had a the same portions and items on Sunday. I hadn't had 'em with a Full English before, but felt they were a good addition.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 8:56, Reply)

Prick.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 8:58, Reply)

+ gay
Get it right you miserable bitter cunt.
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 8:59, Reply)

*my second manly handshake of the morning*

(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 8:59, Reply)

That's not my hand.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 9:01, Reply)

I'm going to do mushrooms on Saturday. I'm looking forward to that.
My brother bought me a ticket to see Culture Shock on the 19th which I am *really* looking forward to. Seeing my kid tonight. Looking forward to that.

That's about it.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 8:33, Reply)

Good man. Last I did was Amanitia about '95/6. Psilocybin a few years before that. Just got tired of examing the inside of my head

(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 8:37, Reply)

I had about 20 years off but a few years ago tried DMT and it gave me a new lease of psychedelic life.
Best drug I've ever had.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 8:39, Reply)

I had to google that
wikipedia says users sometimes see 'machine elves', is that true?
( Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 8:49, Reply)

It's true that people are pricks.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 8:52, Reply)

I didn't need wikipedia to know that

( Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 8:54, Reply)

Had to run this morning
Not feeling sore, but my lungs are complaining, somewhat.

Alt: I'm using some mushrooms next week, making my chicken & mushroom in white wine & cream.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 8:35, Reply)

Nervous about leaving my flat. Nervous about deciding how best to employ the money.
Nervous about the secret cabal of Jews who run the world.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 8:35, Reply)

Have you found a new hovel to 'do your thang' in?

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 8:36, Reply)

No point in even looking yet.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 8:37, Reply)

I have a few sizeable boxes at work and a sleeping bag someone once did a shit in if you get stuck and have to go down to the underclasses.
'Here to help' x
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 8:39, Reply)

You are too kind.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 8:42, Reply)

Fuck off that' my shit.
Give it fucking back.
(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 8:42, Reply)

But I left your carrier bags of empty cans and bundles of newspaper!
Don't be greedy.
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 8:44, Reply)

I have a great idea about how to employ the money.
Gaz me 4 detailz
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 8:42, Reply)

Alternative lyrics to the monty python classic worrying song?

( Peej, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 8:45, Reply)

the milky bars are on you at the next baysh then, eh mince?

( Reginald Donkeyfuck, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 9:20, Reply)

The last time I did mushrooms I danced a lot to a great rare groove set being played by some DJ in the living room
and when some girl drunkenly started dancing with me, I asked her to get out of the way as I was trying to look at the light on the mixing desk which had a tie-dye cloth over it to reduce the glare.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 8:37, Reply)

The last time I did them was about a month ago at Hawkwind.
It was great.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 8:38, Reply)

I prefer trips outdoors, woods or beach. The beach coverex in snow, early morning was stunning.
You may vall me a yurtprick.
(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 8:40, Reply)

Are you on them now?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 9:19, Reply)

No coffee and biscuits.

(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 9:27, Reply)

That does sound good.
Were Hawkwind any good? I lost track of them after Lemmy formed his own group.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 8:41, Reply)

They're better now than they have been since the late 80s.
Great projections/light show and stage show/set as well, a fantastic night out.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 8:43, Reply)

Do they use the Fruit Salad Light Bar?
I enjoyed them with the Ozrics.

I was watching a nostalgia show where they were interviewing various peeps about the drugs - Lemmy was on saying how the amount they did was absolutely ridiculous, and you'd be off your tits, drunk, and think "Oo look - some orange juice - refreshing!", neck it, to find it had been laced with more acid.

Going onto stage, seeing these things ... picking them up ... making noises ...

Pretty intense and hilarious stuff.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 8:48, Reply)

Don't know who does their lights, it was definitely Fruit Salad in the 80s.
And Liquid Len and the Lensmen in the 70s.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 8:51, Reply)

I missed seeing this guy's light show at a Nicolas Jaar gig here on Sunday :(
joshualightshow.com/
Apparently the gig was quite disappointing though.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 8:55, Reply)

There's a 60s/70s night in town called Heavy Load that has good lights.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 8:57, Reply)

There's a psych night in Birmingham, with all the lights and that, that I keep meaning to go to
But I don't really care for nightclubs.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 9:01, Reply)

A word of warning:
Birmingham.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 9:03, Reply)

It's pretty upmarket to a simple cov lad

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 9:03, Reply)

dont shit where you eat tangs
theres plenty o fluckers'll pinch a loaf on yer doorstep for you thinkin it dont stink
( Reginald Donkeyfuck, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 9:28, Reply)

Wise words, Reg
Thanks xx
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 9:29, Reply)

PS, Nicolas Jaar? Didn't he used to be in The Jam?
AHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 8:58, Reply)

I'm walking the sprog to school then going to the post office
I will attempt to contain my excitement
( Peej, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 8:43, Reply)

Morning
I haven't used my electric guitars in a long while. In fact my amplifier has been languishing in a studio for several years now.

Alt: I'm looking forward to getting hammered at my employers' expense next Wednesday and then going to see Mike Heron from ISB play.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 8:43, Reply)

One of my best ever memories is a few days doing mushrooms in the summertime around A-level time
best viewing of Conan The Destroyer EVER
( Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 8:44, Reply)

I stuff mushrooms with Stilton and bake them for about 12 minutes at 190c.
Alt: my ex wife dying can't fucking wait.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 8:47, Reply)

I fucking love stuffed mushrooms.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 8:52, Reply)

Would you mind asking your brother's mates to pop over to Kilburn with their swords? I have an ex that needs slaying.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 8:53, Reply)

Sure, no problem.
Is she being a dick?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 8:54, Reply)

Unhinged.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 8:55, Reply)

You have to wonder how you made such a poor judgement of character to marry her in the first place
Still, at least she didn't turn out as a rug muncher like badger's ex
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 9:24, Reply)

Proceedings going well then?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 9:20, Reply)

Wait... What?
www.theguardian.com/artanddesign/gallery/2013/oct/09/leigh-ledare-photographs-mother-having-sex-pictures-naked#/?picture=419352187&index=0
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 8:56, Reply)

Er, NSFW

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 8:57, Reply)

Too late, I saw some tits.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 8:58, Reply)

You were very quick off the mark to click a link that said 'mother having sex'

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 9:02, Reply)

Yeah, I don't get in trouble for looking at tits.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 9:08, Reply)

I think it's alright if the tits are art anyway

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 9:13, Reply)

Tit art is some of the best art, sure.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 9:16, Reply)

I've never had shrooms. And in monty's expert opinion, I never should.
I'm looking forward to reading a book that isn't about pathological basis of syphilis, gonorrhea or herpes. or alzheimers.
(Poppet some assembly required., Thu 10 Oct 2013, 9:15, Reply)

Alright you crazy upside down flaming gallar Sheila

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 9:22, Reply)

what's up?

(Poppet some assembly required., Thu 10 Oct 2013, 9:25, Reply)

Just rocking up to work late, how are you? Studies going well?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 9:26, Reply)

Had my last lecture of my degree today. Feels a bit strange.
Studying madly for the final two exams.
(Poppet some assembly required., Thu 10 Oct 2013, 9:30, Reply)

Well best of luck with them

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 9:35, Reply)

aha, not sure luck is what I need.
more, money for bribery.
(Poppet some assembly required., Thu 10 Oct 2013, 9:44, Reply)

In my day students bribed lecturers with sex cos they didn't have any money
kids today, eh?
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 9:54, Reply)

they don't try and bribe me with either, LiC :(
they just learn how to be good at the subject. It's a fuckin' disgrace.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 10:01, Reply)

It's ok I've been to the post office now you can stop worrying

( Peej, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 9:18, Reply)

I wasn't.

(Poppet some assembly required., Thu 10 Oct 2013, 9:19, Reply)

Good for you
It's good to be able to stay strong at moments like this
( Peej, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 9:21, Reply)

I think so.
It helps me make it through the truly awful moments.
(Poppet some assembly required., Thu 10 Oct 2013, 9:22, Reply)

STAY STRONG

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 9:20, Reply)

Oh I did
I didn't want another "drugs gate" scandal on our hands
( Peej, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 9:21, Reply)

can you still get stamps for yer tv licence in there?

( Reginald Donkeyfuck, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 9:22, Reply)

No idea reg
But there was a guy buying a postal order which surprised me.
( Peej, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 9:24, Reply)

Post offices are shit

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 9:25, Reply)

OH MY GIDDY ANT
i had to do this a while back cos there were no other way to do something, i forget what. felt like that count fred flintstone or summat
( Reginald Donkeyfuck, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 9:26, Reply)

I'm bored of being tired
3rd night in a row I've been wide awake at 4:30am. I dont actually feel too bad, to be honest. I've not used my guitar for a while

Alt:
Mushrooms do absolutely fuck all for me :o(
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 9:22, Reply)

I'm a little hungover.
The only thing near a hallucinogen I've taken is 2ci. Up until then I'd always maintained I'd stay away from them as I'm quite anxious and miserable and don't think they'd agree with me. This worked nicely though.

I've also had mild hallucinations off MDMA; I once found myself in a warehouse party where I mistook a girl sat against the wall for a stool. By that point I'd already gone through the 'everyone's wearing NHS specs' phase.
( Slippery Mick ‏, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 9:29, Reply)

what happend to Yurtly Smith poster?
she was the best one on here
( Reginald Donkeyfuck, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 9:31, Reply)

Don't know who that is soz

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 9:34, Reply)

Just some prick

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 9:36, Reply)

cheesus cripes man!
just check yer flocken spreadsheet for the inside skinny etc
( Reginald Donkeyfuck, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 9:37, Reply)

'Member when you used to pretend to be other people?
That was well lol
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 9:40, Reply)

whos that then?

( Reginald Donkeyfuck, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 9:41, Reply)

Jim Carrey?
i dint actually take on the persona of said ace ventura star,just the name so i call shananigans tangs
( Reginald Donkeyfuck, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 9:45, Reply)

GREAT NEWS GUYS!!!
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( Reginald Donkeyfuck, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 9:33, Reply)

I might do some work

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 9:45, Reply)

chinny reckon

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 9:48, Reply)

NEW THREAD

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 9:48, Reply)

i'm exhausted and have a few aches and pains today
that is all
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 9:49, Reply)

I'm a bit knackered thanks to a few glasses of wine last night
followed by a bottle of wine.

Pondering inventing an emergency and taking the afternoon off to sleep.

Hallucinogens, I've done a few. Best advice would be not to watch "Dougal and the Blue Cat".
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 9:57, Reply)

but then again, too few to mention?

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 10:00, Reply)

My knee is fucked
and I have an odd patch of sunburn.

alt: I'm looking forward to the bits of rare-breed pig that are in my mate's freezer from his farm for ME. Pig, most versatile of all the meats.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 9:59, Reply)