I like this
My mate Dan taught his nephew that the real name for a hedgehog was "Marti Pellow" and to be terrified of cheese slices

"No Uncle Daniel, NOT THE CHEESE!"

Top Uncling
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 9:57, 2 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

Hahahahahaha
That is top uncling.

I've now got to the point where it's impossible to tell them anything serious, as they look at me sideways. This worries me, as both my sisters have a crap taste in music and their children need guidance.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 10:04, Reply)

I have taught micro to say my Volvo is a Lamborghini

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 10:04, Reply)

and your cock is a wollipop!

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 10:05, Reply)

Racist.

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 10:06, Reply)

officelol

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 10:06, Reply)