I've been lied too
I was told all these internet memes weren't actually true, well I just came back from a trip where I woke up in a flat with the walls covered in swastika flags, met one of the seven dwarfs, grumpy I think, had a guy come up to me and say bonjour, j'mappelle kroney, do you like my cardigan? Then had pizza with ginger northerner who sucked me off behind the bins!
( Peej, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 9:59, 4 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Ha ha ha

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 10:00, Reply)

oh man
and i was just going to say that you were much cooler and better looking in real life.

then you went and called me a grumpy dwarf...
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 10:00, Reply)

Awwwww
You mean you were going to tell yet more lies on the internet?
( Peej, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 10:13, Reply)

nah, i actually thought you were quite a good looking bloke
i was most disappointed, i was expecting a pixie
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 10:19, Reply)

Flattery will get you everywhere

( Peej, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 10:28, Reply)

POW!

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 10:02, Reply)

It's all trooo.
Apart from the pizza and the bins. There weren't enough time for that when I was down.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 10:07, Reply)