It's a cow.
Family: Bovidae
Subfamily: Bovinae
Tribe: Bovini

It's a fucking cow. Different breeds of cow have different fat content in their milk. It's still cow milk, sweetie.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 12:10, 1 reply, 12 years ago)

isn't that like saying a scotsman is an englishman?
i'd like to see you do that in glasgow...
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 12:11, Reply)

Er, no.
not at all like that in any way.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 12:12, Reply)

i would also like to see you trying to explain to a big, exotic buffalo
that he's just a cow
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 12:16, Reply)

buffalo milk comes from Asiatic water buffalo.
"big fucking hairy buffalo" are bison and "scary buffalo" are African Cape Buffalo.

Water Buffalo are about as dangeous as my office chair. Unless one sits on you.

That, and they don't speak English, so either way I reckon I'd be OK.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 12:20, Reply)

i'd pay good money to watch!

( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 12:27, Reply)

how much?
I can always do with a bit of consultancy income.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 12:28, Reply)

£1 an hour and all the buffalo mozzarella you can eat?
fresh from the source??
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 12:34, Reply)

Soz, I don't get out of bed for less than *counts on fingers* about £40/h or sutin

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 13:45, Reply)

I think it's more like saying a Scotcher is British
Although I seem to remember McDozer trying to deny his Britishness once
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 12:13, Reply)