I've worked at a few airports in my time. had to go airside at most of them to get to my Met enclosure
That means having to wear a Hi-Vis vest and that. At one I got given a Hi-Vis vest with SECURITY printed on it because it was the only spare one that the Air Trafficers could find. You wouldn't believe how many Jock women would offer me a quick gobble in exchange for "Getting my bag through on my way back without it being opened".
( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Fri 11 Oct 2013, 8:22, 4 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Stuj.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 11 Oct 2013, 8:24, Reply)

'Ning The AWESOME Win Pug.
:D
( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Fri 11 Oct 2013, 9:11, Reply)

I read this as 'I got given a HiV test'

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 11 Oct 2013, 8:51, Reply)

Well yeah The LOVELY Monters.
Them Porridge-Wogs is CRAWLING with diseases.
( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Fri 11 Oct 2013, 9:02, Reply)

That's Peru for you, the LOVELY stuj.

How is your penguin hareem?
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 11 Oct 2013, 9:02, Reply)

Missing me terribly The LOVELY Emm Bee.
I'm gonna have to organise a breakout for my ones imprisoned at London Zoo at this rate.
( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Fri 11 Oct 2013, 9:12, Reply)

You should come to the Edinburgh Zoo
they let them all out for a walk round the zoo once a day at 3pm.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 11 Oct 2013, 9:23, Reply)

Yeah, the warders there put out a restraining order on me.
sadtimes.
:(
( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Fri 11 Oct 2013, 9:33, Reply)

I like the train of thought that says....
"I'm flying a 100 ton machine filled with 250 people coming in at 100 mph..... oh shit, there's a guy in a High Vis vest, I'd better crash this than hit him".
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 11 Oct 2013, 9:41, Reply)

Well, yes Gonz.
Even pilots and hijackers and that know that I'm LOVELY.
:D
( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Fri 11 Oct 2013, 11:29, Reply)