Actually,
On the Eurostar to Brussels I may have stuck a large sticker acquired from a motorcyclists magazine over the text part of the details page of a friends passport. Leaving him with just his photo, and in black text on a yellow background, "Look at me - I'm shit"

All done while he was in the pisser without his knowledge.

Passport control guy at Brussels didn't even bat an eyelid.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 11 Oct 2013, 9:06, 2 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Typical lazy Flemish

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 11 Oct 2013, 9:09, Reply)

He probably looked at the passport, looked back at Matt
and thought ... "fair enough. Seems accurate"
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 11 Oct 2013, 9:12, Reply)

No real names please.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 11 Oct 2013, 9:17, Reply)

I'm pretty sure you don't know him.
and he's certainly not damaged enough to be on here.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 11 Oct 2013, 9:21, Reply)

I was once on the Eurostar the Brussels.
It was alright.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 11 Oct 2013, 9:19, Reply)