unlike you, i have other people in my life, and am happy to accommodate their desires
anyway, where do i say that it isn't vegetarian lasagne and sausages?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 11 Oct 2013, 12:43, 1 reply, 11 years ago)

yes Rachel, I live my life entirely in a vacuum
Just because I don't bleat about it on here it doesn't mean there's nothing to bleat about.

You dig?
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 11 Oct 2013, 12:46, Reply)

you have a small number of "friends" and haven't had a girlfriend since the 90's
hence the hamster substitute
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 11 Oct 2013, 12:47, Reply)

Ah, my official biographer speaks.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 11 Oct 2013, 12:49, Reply)

yep
you've bleated on about your ex often enough. if there were a current, you would bleat. bleat like a bitch.

plus, you know, you look like a monk with a hamster stuffed up his poo pipe.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 11 Oct 2013, 12:49, Reply)

I barely ever mention exes
You seem to have a bit of an obsession. Soz Swiples, I operate a strict 'no fat chicks' policy.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 11 Oct 2013, 12:53, Reply)

fat
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 11 Oct 2013, 12:59, Reply)

ah, a strikethrough.
The wittiest of retorts.

Typical Swiperton!
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 11 Oct 2013, 13:00, Reply)

i just didn't want to be too harsh about your sad little life, pet

( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 11 Oct 2013, 13:02, Reply)

this is gold, coming from the romance casualty that is Gillian Coppertop.
I don't blame you for throwing yourself under that bus the other week, your crippling loneliness and self-loathing of your bloated and corpulent frame would drive lesser women to terminal despair.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 11 Oct 2013, 13:05, Reply)

at least people fancy me, my sweet
try dressing normally and not being so weird and you MIGHT pop your cherry
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 11 Oct 2013, 13:09, Reply)

maybe I could try a Red Dwarf t shirt and a fake leather jacket.
That's more your thing, right?
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 11 Oct 2013, 13:12, Reply)

he still got luckier than you've ever done
you might as well cut it off, frankly.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 11 Oct 2013, 13:36, Reply)