Hello Ms Cave
I hope you are well and happy
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 11 Oct 2013, 21:40, 1 reply, 11 years ago)

evening sir
I am unreasonably tired and halfway through making a hat. Having a good evening, sir?
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 11 Oct 2013, 21:41, Reply)

I called you sir twice here
I hope you appreciate that kind of respect.

sir
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 11 Oct 2013, 21:41, Reply)

I certainly do ma'am
Had what can be described as a "fucking shit" week but now Ihas wine and a seat
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 11 Oct 2013, 21:47, Reply)

:( Will things be better next week?
or at the very least, after wine?
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 11 Oct 2013, 21:49, Reply)

Hopefully, yes
Thank you for asking.

I am boxing in my stairs in a non-euphamism way at the moment
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 11 Oct 2013, 21:51, Reply)

You got shot of that squatting cunt of a boy wizard then.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 11 Oct 2013, 21:53, Reply)

i don't know what this means
so I'm assuming you have a punch bag on your landing and are skipping back and forth giving it a good twatting to get all the nastiness out of your system
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 11 Oct 2013, 21:53, Reply)

Nothing quite so exciting
Putting back original panelling that had been changed to shit ironwork
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 11 Oct 2013, 21:57, Reply)

oh right
you should punch it instead to make it more interesting. So, DIY all weekend?
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 11 Oct 2013, 21:59, Reply)

Hopefully not

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 11 Oct 2013, 22:03, Reply)

Sporty is the Nick Knowles of OT.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 11 Oct 2013, 22:07, Reply)

He's a big nosed craggy faced twat with no discernible talent or appeal?

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 11 Oct 2013, 22:09, Reply)

If Knowles did the Great North Run
Then Sporty would be spending the day signing autographs with 'best wishes, N Knowles'.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 11 Oct 2013, 22:13, Reply)

tggi^

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 11 Oct 2013, 22:15, Reply)

Is it true you take media students with you
When you go to B&Q so they can film you?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 11 Oct 2013, 22:16, Reply)