Good evening Battered off the Internet
I am currently shut in as I am not allowed to be released into the community until half eight, at which point I shall be necking lager and chasing clunge down the boozer.

I was unfortunate enough to go to a middle class barbecue over the summer, it was shit. I had to be shown around the new house which was terrifically boring, and pretend I had views and opinions on important social and political matters, which I don't. I would not go to a similar function again, although I have found invitations to this sort of nonsense increases with my thinly disguised occasional outing of 'being an adult'.
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sat 12 Oct 2013, 19:45, 1 reply, 11 years ago)

i realised Green Man might not be entirely where I belonged
when I overhead a posh woman saying "Isis! Don't walk in the mud!"
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 12 Oct 2013, 19:46, Reply)

Christ! Aren't posh people absolute wankers?

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sat 12 Oct 2013, 19:50, Reply)

i kind of felt sorry for another woman with her 1 year old in
the knitting tent (yeah) who was clearly so insecure she kept going on about how she was going to teach her little boy knitting and crocheting, although couldn't do it herself and didn't want to learn.
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 12 Oct 2013, 19:53, Reply)

I hope for their sake, and the worlds, you stoved both their heads in with a shovel.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sat 12 Oct 2013, 19:57, Reply)

yes, because anyone who is not like me should die

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 12 Oct 2013, 20:01, Reply)

That's the spirit!

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sat 12 Oct 2013, 20:07, Reply)

Quite a coincidence for you to meet Mrs Nakers.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 12 Oct 2013, 19:51, Reply)