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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
but presumably by having sex in scotland, that by nature makes it scottish sex?
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rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 10:38,
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needs MOAR IrnBru lube
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 10:40,
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I'm pretty sure it doesn't
In the same way that having sex in a field isn't the same as fucking a sheep.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 10:40,
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but it would still be outdoor sex
same way as you might not be scottish, but mini badger is. location is important.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 10:43,
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If geographical location pre-defines type of sex
then you're screwed in Greece.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 10:45,
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"we invented it"
as the owner of our local taverna says to me, repeatedly.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 10:47,
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fucking small boys in the arse? why yes, they did.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 10:48,
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i think that's what he meant
despite protesting that he was totally straight
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rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 10:50,
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This sounds like a fumble in a chip shop in the Grass Market
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 10:49,
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I'm not sure there even is a chipper down there any more.
I dunno, I tend to avoid it like the plague. There's only so much sexual assualt from fat geordie hen dos you can handle.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 10:56,
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so, two a week for you, then?
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rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 10:59,
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