How can you be so clueness as to the simple mechanics
whilst at the same time being a dirty old tart?

Air gets pushed in. It's released when there's room. Usually when the obstruction has been removed. If there is room around the obstruction for the air to escape slowly, no queefing.
( Kroney, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 10:52, 1 reply, 11 years ago)

i am too busy laughing at dirty old tart to take the offence that is required, here
so by that logic, surely someone with an elephant's ear would queef a lot more than someone with a mouse's ear
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 10:54, Reply)

nope, tighter fannies queef more than looser ones
because looser ones allow the air to escape all the time, so no build up and no queef.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 10:55, Reply)

No, wrong way around.
A bucket would allow air to escape around the penis. For somebody with a small opening to not queef, they're either fucking tiny cocked guys, or they're lying/tragically deluded about the scale of their fishwhistle.
( Kroney, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 10:56, Reply)

i am sure you are wrong about this
both of you.

but it is true that both the bedshitter and greggs had rather petit cocks, so maybe not.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 10:58, Reply)

We are both correct.

( Kroney, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 11:01, Reply)

yeuch
i'm glad it's never happened to me, anyway. human bodies are disgusting.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 11:02, Reply)

So are you admitting to having a bucket here?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 11:03, Reply)

I'm guessing she falls into the "tragically deluded" camp, here.

( Kroney, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 11:05, Reply)

nah, quite the opposite
it's proven a problem on some occasions
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 11:05, Reply)