my brother switched from Special Brew to Guinness about ten years ago
and has shat tar ever since
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 22:40, 1 reply, 12 years ago)

Lol, I've never been able to manage stout.
I can bollocks on about how much the two ale festivals I go to a year are civilised events about sampling fine ale. But it's utter bollocks and if it was I'd probably be a real ale twat.
( Slippery Mick ‏, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 22:52, Reply)

Guiness makes my 'morning weight loss' look like I've drowned a small family of moles
Quite disturbing.
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 22:56, Reply)

I usually drink Tennents, what with me living north of the border.
That usually results in a 'flock of sparrows leaving a bush' the following morning.
( Slippery Mick ‏, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 23:01, Reply)

WTF are youse guys playing at?
Once you've shit it you ent supposed to look at it.
You gotta learn to let go, gnome sayin?
( edjogs Collared doves are shit., Mon 14 Oct 2013, 23:10, Reply)

After a certain age you should check your poo
I don't mean go at it with lolly sticks and a magnifying glass but at least check for blood/dark bits/lego*/etc.

*OK I lied about the lego
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 23:15, Reply)

Meccano in my day.
That used to sting a bit.
( edjogs Collared doves are shit., Mon 14 Oct 2013, 23:18, Reply)

so 500g of Duplo is normal yeah?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 23:20, Reply)

In separate parts or built into a model?

(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 23:21, Reply)